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benres so hot and sweaty like that scene from breaking bad where walter white and jesse car break down stuck in the dessert because benreys in. the dessert. "im so tired its so hot here" says benrey. he quints and looks in the distance and there a weird tuck or are v or an and hes like "this must be the guy.ss...." so he goes over there kinda slow though so he can preserve his oxygen and water.
after like 3 hours of walking he gets close to the van rv thang. its a weird cream and orange and red. who wants their car to look like that. he knocks on there door and a bald man opens it and hes like "jesse whos this freak". benrey makes sure to notes their names and says "sirrr just need a water :) please please please please my wife is at home and dying if thirst" and the man says "umm. no."
benrey gets mad about not getting water so he shoves the bald down and he starts coughing alot and then sees his prized nerf gun and some otgher blue stuff or something. he gets soooooo mad and looks at the unbalded guy. "hi" says unbald. benrey thinks this is jesse. "jesse lets go home" and he grabs HIS nerf gun and jesses hand and they stomp on walter whotes head and it explodes and then they run away into the sunset with their water.
another win for girls it seems