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Teyvat furries
Venti:
And i guess
Ill just miss her💔💔
Even tho she isnt even gone😭
Things are just different😨😨
Ever since she cut her blue hair off☹️☹️☹️
PAM PAM PAM🚨🚨🚨‼️
Xiao:
Venti
Venti.
I just cut my bangs since they grew too long.
Venti:
UR BALD FOR ME XIAO 💔💔💔
Aether:
BALD
I CHOKED
Xiangling:
I showed my mom our group photo from party and my mom asked if Childe is gay bc he looks like one😯
Childe:
EXUSE ME?
Lumine:
Never seen a man straighter (joking. When I saw him for the first time I thought about it too)
Childe:
What kind of betrayal is this💔
Heizou:
Lmaoooaoo suck yall
Single motherfuckers
🤣🤣
Kuki:
Shut the hell up already uwu.
Heizou:
LMAOAOAOSOOOOOOLOOO
LMAO
LAMAIOOSKSKKSKEKKF THE SHRRT MAMOOOOOO
IM CHOKING
Itto:
Kuki u look amazing
Heizou:
REAL
Venti:
Guys shut up
The real thing is BALD XIAO
Xiao:
I am not bald.
Xingqiu:
Nah Venti it doesnt matter
The REAL THING is why literature club is closed now, i am literally depressed
Lisa:
Nobody was joining ;(
Kazuha:
I never knew it existed, though
Yanfei:
Id have joined as well if only I knew
Lisa:
Oh?
I thought everybody knew
Xingqiu:
We should add it back
I insist
Please
🙏
Venti:
I VOLUNTEER TOO
I love ぽえmd
Kaeya:
You talk Mongolian?
Rosaria:
What the fuck.
Venti:
I CHANGED KEYBOARD
I said i love poems
Xiao:
Yeah, like last time you told me all the phrases from dangerously yours.
Signora:
Damn, thats a nice movie
Yae:
Cant disagree
Sara:
Even I think it’s pretty nice.
Venti:
Shut
You will look into faces of passers by
Hoping for something that will for an instant
Bring me back to you
You will find moonlit nights strangely empty
Because
When you call my name through there will be no answer
Always your heart will be aching for me
And your mind will give you the doubtful consolation that you did
A brave
Thing.
By HEART
Kazuha:
Those lyrics are pretty, not going to lie
Heizou:
Us💐💐💐
Kokomi:
They have bad end btw
Heizou:
NOT US
Kazuha
haha
Lumine:
How can i now ask kzh to break me anyrhing when he is in rltship
Damn
Childe:
ur also????
Lumine:
Shhhh tartaglia childe
Chongyun:
I used podcast of dangerously yours in my literature work tbh
Xingqiu:
Of course duh I introduced you to it
Us🥰
Except we dont kill each other (hopefully)
Kuki:
Someone PLEASE tell itto to SHUT THE FUCK UP about skibidi toilets uwu.
He befriended some firstgraders and now he just SINGS THE SKIBIDI SONG I HATE IT uwu.
Heizou:
Uwu😇
Kuki:
Kill yourself. uwu.
Heizou:
DAMN THE ASSAULT
Itto:
THE DEATH WISH CASE
Heizou:
THATS A YEAR IN IMAGINARY JAIL
Itto:
WOOP WOOP
Heizou:
THIS IS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE
Kuki:
Why archons rewarded me with those freaks i wonder. uwu.
Scaramouche => Signora
Scaramouche:
I am about to fucking hang myself
Signora:
Congrats
Do it idk
You are dumb enough to🤷♀️
Scaramouche:
Okay I KNOW i fucked up a little
Signora:
A little?
Maybe a whole ass truck little
Scaramouche:
Rude af
Signora:
What about hanging yourself earlier
And where the heck you are
Scaramouche:
A nice question tho, I have no fucking idea
Cafe ig
Signora:
I meant that I do not see you in classes nor in the dorm you stupid moron
Scaramouche:
Im going back to dorm at midnight and wake up much earlier than you two okay its not a big deal
Classes are not THAT important
Signora:
Avoiding Kazuha is the stupidest, dumbest thing youve ever done in your life fr
You know he started dating Heizou guy?
And I mean its hundred percent NOT because of love. He kept him friendzoned for like a year just for a crush on YOU dork
Kazuha hurts from your avoidance I am so sure I can bet my sanity and a collection of mugs
Like come on, what is your problem
Scaramouche:
Oh come on turn on your brain
How do you imagine a perfect guy with various qualities be with someone like me
I read the text in the morning from chat in which Ei messaged “he is such a disappointment” or smtg
And more I think of it more it comes as shitty true
Signora:
But he decided to LOVE YOU no matter who the fuck you are idiot
You know the quote I read recently
When you are born, you dont choose to love your parents nor your parents you, but its kind of forced love because you “have to” to love them
A pet that you get from the street is forced to love you, because you saved it and took care
But a person who is in love with you and TRULY, DID choose you. Like he doesnt care about your shitty personality as it is
Scaramouche:
Wow such a compliment
Signora:
Oh shut up
I am right
I am always right
Its not like you can deny it anyway
Scaramouche:
However
Signora:
No howevers
You were FRIENDS before all that mess and I am sure he lost both his friend and crush of some kind idk
You shall at least talk to him eye-to-eye
Or im going to break your ankles
Scaramouche:
thanks
that you were here through all that shit with me ig
Signora:
I am your only friend, besides childe, remember
Now answer my call and we will take quizzes on which ramen are you
Scaramouche:
Dumb af
One sec
Teyvat furries
Venti:
He is bald…
He is bald and he is torturing PEOPLE WITH HAIRRRRR
Hu Tao:
Personality❌
Body❌
Hair✅
Venti:
HOW WOULD I DO BRAIDS TO HIM
Xiao:
You wouldn’t.
Venti:
THATS THE PROBLEEEEEEEEEEM WAAAAAAAAH
Yanfei:
I can hear you through the whole building.
Beidou:
Venti if you whine on PE the same imma punch you with a basket ball
Chongyun:
Is it okay if I saw rats on the second floor
Thoma:
WHAT
Ayaka:
Here we go…
Albedo:
Excuse you?
Chongyun:
Two rats, one black one and one with spots
Yoimiya:
Thoma is about to pass out LOL
Kaeya:
Ohh its like story my granddad told me
About rats on a ship
Its kinda usual thing
Thoma:
WE ARE NOT ON A SHIP
Jean:
I went downstairs and I see what?? Rats???
Rosaria:
We know.
Chongyun:
On of em is eating a converse
Black converse
With blue laces
Venti:
Now he is BALD and CONVERSELESS
Heizou:
LMAOOOO VENTI WTH
Chongyun:
And another has a red… cap in mouth?
Sayu:
Bro take them and throw away from building
Thoma:
^^^^^^
Sara:
Where.
Jean:
The second building, second floor…
Xiangling:
HOLY CRAP DONT LET THEM IN KITCHEN ITS NOT A RATATOUILLE
Childe:
LMAOOOO RATATOUILLE
Lumine:
You look like Linguini, so gorgeous
Aether:
Awful taste
Lumine:
Awful face
Aether:
Jump off roof
Lumine:
After you
Sara:
Done.
No more rats.
Thoma:
THANK ARCHONS
ALL HAIL
Heizou:
Sara the savior
Sara:
Clean after yourselves.
Yoimiya:
Thoma 3000 is doing that
Hu Tao:
GUYS
MY TWO LITTLE COOKIES RAN AWAY
WHO SAW THEM
Xingqiu:
Hu Tao, cookies can NOT run
Hu Tao:
DUMBASS IM TALKING ABOUT MY RATTIES RATATOUILLES CRUNCHIES MUNCHIES
The Ski and Bidi
Jean:
Oh
Thoma:
HUH THAT WAS YOU
Yanfei:
Oh
Chongyun:
uhuh…
Hu Tao:
ANYONE SAW THEM???
Sara:
Yeah.
In trash on backyard.
Hu Tao:
WHAT
YOU WITCH
Sara:
Excuse me?
Bennett:
GUYS have you seen my red cap?
Diona:
It becomes better each message tbh
Al-Haitam:
I am unsurprised with insanitary conditions.
Cyno:
No fun ass
Shut up
I want a rat too
Tignari:
No. You dont
Cyno:
Okay I dont
Dehya:
S
Sss
Ssssimp
Xiao:
Where is my black converse shoe? Venti.
Venti:
RATS
Xiao:
Not funny.
Venti:
THE RATS
Hu Tao:
I FOUND THEM THANKS EVERYONE
Thoma:
No way.