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a - aftercare
Redoing his own hair afterwards then gives you some attention, aka trying to get your opinion on his hair (it looks the same)
b - body part
on him, his hair, he spends hours doing his own hair (it always looks the same no matter how long he takes)
On you, Your hands (so you can help him do his hair as he's too incompetent to do it himself)
c - cum
SAMYANG Spicy Hot (2x Spicy) Chicken Flavour Ramen sauce
d - dirty secret
he secretly likes it when you pull his hair (he says he hates it because it messes it up)
e - experience
He has had absolutely ZERO experience because hes always spending all his time doing his hair (like a gayboy)
f - favourite position
any positions in front of a mirror so he can look at your beautiful face (and mainly his hair)
g - goofy
Would get insecure of his hair and stop mid thrust (get edged bitch) to fix it
h - hair
LLOOOOOWWWWW TAPPPERRRRR FADDEEEEEEE
i - intimacy
He gets more intimate with his hair than you
j - jack off
With how much gell he puts on it looks like he jacked of his hair
k - kinks
Katoptronophilia
Trichophilia
Temperature Play
fire 🔥
l - location
Anywhere with a mirror (preferably bathroom so there's hair products)
m - motivation
His motivation is to get done quickly so he can go back to doing his hair
n - no
Messing up his hair in anyway
o - oral
For his oral game his tongue would sting at first but you would get used and get addicted to that spicy/tingly feeling
His body temperature rapidly increases as he melts in your mouth (his hair gel melts too)
p - pace
He likes to go slow and he says so you can feel everything (it's really just so his hair doesn't get messed up)
q - quickies
His goatee as it has less risk of ruining his hair (why is he actually a taylor garrett for like your hair is alr bro calm down)
r - risk
he would be very risky for you (not for his hair tho, he cares too much unlike you loser)
s -stamina
He can spend all day doing it (his hair not you, he can
barely last 3 minutes with you)
t - toys
Rope so he can tie you up, after his hair of course, it behaves better when it's tied up (so do you tbh)
u - unfair
Its only unfair when he's on the bottom as he can't protect his hair as much
v - volume
He is EXTREMELY loud (he found out his hair went out of place and he screamed)
w - wildcard
He pulls up with a low taper fade
x - xray
Its just so CRAZY how MASSIVE it is (but you know what else is massive KAI’S LOWWWWWW TAPERRRR FADEEEEEE🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥)
y - yearning
He ALWAYS wants to do it (his hair not you, you perv)
z - zzzzz
He sleeps but with his hair wrapped up so you don't see it when he wakes up in the morning when its bad (looks the exact same since it was already sticking up)