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“You’re what?!” Cristina exclaims, drawing eyes from all around the cafeteria.
“Jesus Christ, Cristina, could you chill?”
Once everyone has gone back to their own worlds, Cristina inquires further, “okay so whose is it?”
Meredith blushes, “you’re not gonna believe me.”
“Oh please, you sleep with anything that has a pulse and a dick, try me.”
“Okay… it’s Addison’s.”
Cristina can’t help but laugh, “I’m sorry, Mer. It sounded like you said you got knocked up by your best friend, who is also a female.”
“She’s actually my girlfriend, has been for two months. That’s how far along I am by the way.”
This is one of the few times her person has been rendered speechless.
Suddenly, Meredith’s pager sounds, as she stands and collects her trash, she leans in towards the other woman, “like you said, I’ll sleep with anything that has a pulse and dick.” And with that, she walks away, leaving Cristina absolutely stunned.