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- 8:13am -
Wade was woken up by the bright sun shining through Peter's curtains. He's at Peter's place. In Peter's bedroom. Next to him in his bed. How did he get here again? Oh right, they had pizza and Wade followed him afterwards, climbing up Stark Tower and slipping in one of his windows. Boy was that a workout. He glanced next to him on the ground, there was a pillow, Wade grinned to himself, remembering he climbed into Peter's bed when the boy was fast asleep. He better get out before Peter wakes up, 'or not; he can just stay. Spidey would't mind'
[Get out of there freak, he was already upset that we were broke into his house!]
{No! Just stay, Peter would be so surprised and he'd kiss us on the mouth!}
[As if that could ever happen]
{Maybe if he sees our face he'd want to do just that and nothing else}
[You must be lost, did you take a good look at our ugly mug recently? He'd much likely have morning sickness]
'Could you two just shut up for a second? I'm trying to concentrate on his beautiful features'
The older male slowly caressed Peter's soft cheek and slid his index finger over his slightly parted lips.
{He looks so dreamy~}
[Quite literally]
"Yeah~" Deadpool sighed, causing Peter's eyes to snap open, when he saw the mask of Deadpool inches away from his own face he backed off, trying to create as much distance between the merc and him.
"Do not fear young maiden, it is me, your knight in shining spandex, Deadpool" Wade said stupidly.
"Wade?! Why are you in my house!? How did you get in here and why are you in my bed? Did we..?" he trailed off at the last question, looking confused and scared. Wade swooned at the idea of what they could have done last night "No spidey, we didn't do anything last night, but it's not yet to late to start something" He wiggled his hairless eyebrows underneath his mask. "And don't you remember? I broke in and you were okay with me staying on the floor, you were so tired you just didn't care, it was quite cute~" the older man clutched his hands together in front of his chest. "I saw you looking quite cold and lonely so i decided i should go warm you up" Peter looked a little lost, closing his eyes and sighing. His head was pounding "Did you drug me or something?"
Wade gasped in disbelieve "I can't believe you would think that!"
"My head hurts"
"Want me to kiss it better?"
"No, thanks" Peter stood up from his bed facing away from Deadpool who took the change to quickly check out his ass.
Maybe spidey noticed because as soon as he got up he spurted over to the bathroom. [What's up with him?]
{Maybe a little shy}
Wade sighed satisfied, happy that his hero didn't freak out to much or kicked him out right away.
Peter on the other hand aborted as fast as possible when he noticed his 'little problem' as soon as he got up. Wade couldn't see that, although it was something very normal and natural. The merc probably had the same problem right now. Peter didn't want to think about that, about Wade like that. He isn't attracted to Wade! He can't be.
He slid down against his bathroom door and looked at his little friend ''Thanks a lot'' he whispered,
"Did you say something sweet cheeks?" Wade blared from the other room. 'How the hell did he hear that?'
"N-no! I'm fine!"
'Maybe a shower should do it'
"I'm going to take a shower, okay, you just stay there!"
He waited for a response
"You want me to join you?" Wade asked in a funny tone.
"No!" Peter's voice broke, he slapped himself.
He quickly stripped out of his clothes and turned on the shower in his fancy bathroom.
The merc with the mouth was sitting on his spidey babe's bed, patiently waiting for Peter to return. Maybe they could go back to cuddling.
{Let's join him}
'No, not a good idea'
[He'll love it]
'No'
[...]
{...}
'....'
'He probably locked the door anyway'
{Just go check!}
Wade cursed at himself for being this perverted but he was curious if Peter might have kept the door unlocked, secretly hoping Deadpool would join in.
{Jackpot!}
[The door is actually unlocked?]
Wade slowly pushed turned the door knob and opened the bathroom door, peeking his head inside. He couldn't see Peter, only the shape of his figure through the glass.
{Oh my! He's actually naked}
[What a weirdo, taking showers in his bare ass] The white box said sarcastically.
'Shh, ya'll are ruining it!'
The old perverted man stepped inside the bathroom oh so gently, not trying to caught Peter of guard. When he came closer to the shower glass he noticed something.
'What is spidey doing?'
{Dirty dirty things} Wade grinned like a maniac and opened the door to the shower, surprised spidey still hadn't noticed.
{Take a look at his ass!} Wade couldn't control his eyes anymore, he had to take a peek. In front of him was a sexy naked spider, the water on his body made his skin look delicious, he wanted to touch every part of his body. Peter was bent over slightly, leaning his head on his arm against the shower wall, when Wade looked over he saw Peter had his lips parted and his eyes closed.
Wade lost control over his entire body this time when he peeked a little lower, and noticed that spidey was in fact, doing dirty things to himself.