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it was a hot july day, and the church(gate) was decorated with white everywhere! will was in charge of sending out the invitations so he just invited everyone who watched him come out and he told them to get everyone they knew to come too, so the room was pretty much packed.
there was a preacher, a pretty white arch, music playing and food outside!!!
in the room with will, he was putting on his white suit and he was brushing his hair when suddenly he heard a knock at the door and someone popped in.
it was dustin and lucas!!
“byers!” they exclaimed as they group hugged.
“im so excited for you.” said lucas
“thanks lucas, will you walk me down the isle? my family isn’t able to do it due to doing other jobs around the church.”
“yes gng ofc❤️🩹” lucas said, earning top ten respect moments in all of history.
will and lucas walked down the isle to heros by david bowie, and once will made it to mike, they both looked at each other with misty eyes.
the priest (joyce) (they couldnt afford an actual priest) smiled as she began talking.
“michael wheeler, do you take william byers to be your husband, who you will love and cherish for as long as you live?”
“i-i do..”
“and 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝔂, do you take michael wheeler to be your husband, who you will love as your tammy for as long as you live?”
“yes!!!”
both mike and will held hands as they stared lovingly into each others eyes, up until joyce spoke up again.
“now if anyone has any objections—“
“I OBJECT!!!!”
someone from the crowd yelled as they took a leap of danger to where joyce was stood. he snatched the microphone from her hands… IT WAS CARLTON!!!!!!
“i don’t think they should get married, will’s carrying my baby!!” the room gasped in unison as carlton yelled into the stolen microphone.
will started crying and he wished he was somewhere else.
carlton fans (aka the jocks😭) started screaming for carlton and will to get married.
dustin decided enough was ENOUGH!! aura started pulsating through his veins as he put his headphones on and started playing phonk.
“this is for eddie..”
he spoke to himself as he walked in slow motion to carlton.
fights started breaking around everywhere in the church once dustin immediately knocked out carlton with just one hit and a d&d slogan cuz hes just like that.
will and mike decided to skedaddle whilst nobody was looking, but mike GENUINELY decided to hold up time by going to the food area.
“omg wtf will did you eat all the waffles that were on here omfg how bad are your pregnancy cravings” mike groaned as he turned to will.
“NO blame me again and i will actually kill myself”
“ok❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”
mike grabbed will’s hand once again, and before they could make a quick leave, somebody spoke up.
“𝖎 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒”
a girl spoke up.
“EL???!!!!??!!” the two gasped
“my theory about you being in iceland was right??” mike exclaimed
“no i went to tel aviv where i had a homoerotic friendship with someone so im so over you michael.” el spoke
“ight😅✌️” mike then turned around and signalled for el to follow along.
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outside, el was setting everything up. she wanted the perfect nonwedding ever for will!!! and mike too
“i felt bad about what happened inside, so heres a private wedding with just us” el smiled as she used her powers to make an arch out of leaves and branches.
will hugged her “this is why you’re my favourite sibling lowk”
el smiled and led the two to the podium where she stood inbetween them as their makeshift priest
“wait— el.. before you speak.. will..”
mike began talking, he held his boyfriends hands as he looked into his eyes deeply.
“i want you to know, i want to adopt the baby.”
wills eyes widened as he nodded.
“as long as you dont name it anything stupid🥺”
el began her speech, free from any objections this time around.
“i now pronouns you, husband and man”
then the two kissed and bylered out, then el started playing purple rain to celebrate.
“heh.. ive seen stranger things…” el smiles as she stares at the two.
ok the end