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Dusty buns and D1 mike hater
11:18pm
D1 mike hater: there is no fucking way both kf thrm have been silent for this long without being up to something gay..
Dusty buns: Get El in on this shes Will’s sister after all
Dusty buns: If they’re really up to some gay stuff El would know
D1 mike hater: oh wait i kinda forgot she lives with will, yeah get a group chat with her
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D1 mike hater added Dusty buns and Jane :3 to a group chat
11:23pm
D1 mike hater: jane, is mike over at your hourse right now
Jane :3: Yes he is! He is with will right now in his room, why?
Dusty buns: We need you to sneak up there and listen to what they’re doing
Jane :3: But will has his door closed, so he does not want to be bothered right now :(
D1 mike hater: you can like.. stand outside the door and try to hear their conversation..
Jane :3: What am i even listening for though?
D1 mike hater: uhh… like.. “i like you” or uh romantic.. stuff i guess
Dusty buns: We’re trying to see if Mike is gay or not
Jane :3: Oh, i mean i guess i can for a little, i will let you both know if i find anything out! :)
D1 mike hater: thsnk you jane 🥹❤️🩹
11:49pm
Jane :3: Mike is saying some stuff, i can not hear it all because he is talking quietly..
D1 mike hater: what is he saying that you can make out?
Jane :3: Will was saying something about his username, and then mike said something about liking someone, i think he said ‘you’ while talking to will. i am not sure though
Dusty buns: IM TELLING YOU MIKE’S GAY THIS IS ALL THE PROOF WE NEED
D1 mike hater: ive been saying this from day one..
Jane :3: I could not listen much longer though because i heard them coming to the door so i went back to my room
D1 mike hater: thats ok jane, thank you for your contribution to the cause 🥹
D1 mike hater changed the group chat name to will x m*ke stans
D1 mike hater: much better!
Jane :3: I will be going to sleep soon, good night!
Dusty buns: Thank you for your help Jane, rest well :)
D1 mike hater: gn jane
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D1 mike hater and Gay for will
12:03am
D1 mike hater: i know what you are.
Gay for will: what the fuck isw that supposed to mean??
Gay for will: max what does that mea.
Gay for will: MAX.
12:45am
D1 mike hater: you know what it means
Gay for will: I DONT??????
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Jonathan and Nance ❤️
1:03am
Jonathan: mike is over again and he’s just been in will’s room since he got here.
Nance ❤️: I’ve been thinking about something involving the two recently.
Jonathan: does it involve mike staying out of this house for more than a week.
Nance ❤️: Yes.
Jonathan: oh? do share
Nance ❤️: I think they might have crushes on each other. I know, I know, it’s a stretch, but it doesn’t seem too unreasonable with how much they’ve been spending time together.
Jonathan: i hope not, id rather not have mike romantically involved with another sibling of mine
Nance ❤️: What’s so wrong about my brother?
Jonathan: …
Jonathan: i just dont want will getting hurt
Jonathan: he’s also just annoying
Nance ❤️: Don’t say that.
Jonathan: you asked so i responded
Nance ❤️: Fine.
Jonathan: jeeze sorry nance
Jonathan: good night