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UM OKAY so basically I was drawing catboy curval (never thought I’d say something like that in my life) and I was thinking like
wouldn’t it make sense if he yk topped the bishop cus like yk
IM TALKING ABOUT THIS cause i kinda ship both of them they’re like really weird and I thought it’d be so fucking funny if they were like the exact opposite of what they look like, LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANNN I promise it makes sm sense since The Bishop is a fucking jerk and Curval is, well, Curval and every fkin time I imagine them interacting I just see this I fucking swear
UMMMMMMMM STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS IM SO MAD AT THEM THERY SO CUTE
Ilovelovelovelovelove Curval I love him guys ummm anyway so as I was saying erm basically it’s like so fucking funny how they’re so incompatible that they just fit together ugh idk I’ve been so obsessed with these two 😿😿 and the fact that they interact together like zero fucking times throughout the damn movie like PASOLINI YOU FUCKING IDIOT PUT THEM TOGETHERRRRR if anyone else saw ts they’d call em a crackship or smt EUGH I DONT CARE THEY KISSED!!! Im also like writing a fic abt them I started it like 2 months ago and everything is so fkin hard to put togetherrrrrr dfghhfdvvg fuck my stupid Baka life
if ur seeing this it means that the world needs YOU to make art of Curval and the Bishop or else you’ll die in two days!! UM OKAY BYEEE MORTYCIDE OUT