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"Byun baekhyun ,can you please stop throwing things around like a wild puppy and set on something real quick?"
"ah no Soo, you don't understand but I'm sufferingggg"
"come on, don't kid me nowww ~ just choose your favourite yellow striped shirt and end this goddamn showw"
" yeah but I need to look good today,,, with a sprinkle of formalism added with enthusiasm mixed with humour and finished with a lil bit of handsomeness. "
"you know what, I'm not even gonna try to understand what all that was about but the yellow shirt will manage well okayy, trust me!"
"thats the thing Soo, I dont trust you... not when you are always wearing that goddamn ugly ass black T shirt ~ such a boring life you live, my friend."
you would thing Kyungsoo is ready to take Baekhyun near a cliff and push him over by now and bingo! you are right! but kyungsoo thinks there is nothing wrong by living a routine formed life ~ not when your life doesnt end up like a mess like his fellow friend's is... kyungsoo is well happy with this lifestyle.
"okay mr. Fashionista, but tell me why you are making such a mess... like you said it wasn't a date but you exactly acting like you did during your first date with yixing."
"sshh thats not the main point okayy"
ring ding dong ring ding dong ring ring ring ring
"oh shit jongdae is calling me aaaaa and I havent chose a outfit yet oh nooo"
"serves you right " kyungsoo says like a whisper while making a face towards baekhyun before exiting the room.
"I hate you kyungsooo"
Baekhyun quickly sits down in order to calm himself down but his heart beat just keeps increasing more and more
> oh well you are fucked byun baekhyun > he thinks to himself.
without delaying much time he answers the call and says a loud ass HI
yahhhh are you tryna make my ears go deaf
yahhhh shut up you are the one tryna make me go deaf with your loud ass whining
my whining is an art okay dont you ever disrespect
oh really now ,,, narcissism at its prime level
aha look who is talking abt narcissism... who is the one that goes "I'm so pretty wow you are so lucky to have a friend like me" every 10 minutes
I mean that's a fact you seem to forget quite often so I just have to do the favour of reminding youuu
byun baekhyun and his never ending excuses
kim jongdae and his never ending tolerance
They both laugh in unison for a long time before Jongdae ... says something...
I LOVE YOU BAEKHYUN AH