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— GROUP CHAT: two guys walk into a bar… —
ho(ney)seok: sO
ho(ney)seok: proud to announce im about to make a recKless decision but im not telling yall what it is so u cant stoP me
jinnie the pooh: Oh, good.
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: do itt cowar d
jinnie the pooh: This groupchat has been far too domestic since JK puked his guts out and confessed his Very Gay Feelings to Namjoonie.
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: send pics of the result or it didnt happen
jinnie the pooh: Bring on the chaos.
joon’s beef: i did /not/ puke my guts out @jinnie the pooh u take that back!!!
joon’s beef: it was all very romantic!!!! domesticity suits us!!!
ho(ney)seok: …
ho(ney)seok: maybe i shodlnt
jinnie the pooh: I will, in fact, not take it back.
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Hey, Seokie, is it good reckless or bad reckless?
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: hyung’s right lmao it was a mess @joon’s beef we were all witnesses of the glorious Feelings Vomit
joon’s beef: choke @ Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: kinkY
ho(ney)seok: it hsa to do wth whta we talkd anoit tha t fisrt tiMe on the phonee @beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism
ho(ney)seok: right bfore u an gukkie got toehter
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Oh! Then go for it, definitely!
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: …
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: why & what do u know about this @beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: and why am /i/ not privy to this information
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: wanna talk about it, seokseok-ah?
ho(ney)seok: aaaa mahbe?
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: I know a few things here and there but I won’t say anything until Seokie does
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Besides, you’ll all know soon when it happens
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: :^)
joon’s beef: but you’ll tell /me/, right???
jinnie the pooh: HA! You wish.
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: i think i kno whatr it iS eheheheh
joon’s beef: dont I get beef privileges??
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: No
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: pLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY stop calling yourself beef
joon’s beef: b-but
joon’s beef: :c
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: as long as it makes you happy, seok-ah
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: I’ll support you ♥
ho(ney)seok: fuck it
ho(ney)seok: iM GON DO ITT
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Good luck! You can do it!
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: do wHAT
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: (good luck tho come back quick and Tell Us)
jinnie the pooh: We believe in you!
jinnie the pooh: Also, spill the tea after :)
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: U GOT THIS <33333333333333
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: good luck ♥
joon’s beef: GET THAT BREAD, HYUNG!!!!!!!!
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: is2g jeon change ur nickname
joon’s beef: no
— TEXT CONVERSATION: MYG & JHS —
Seokseokie ♥ [01:05AM]
m not good with words/emotions
so here goes
eVerYTHING
blue_side.mp3
cutest mf on the planet uwu [01:07AM]
oh
seok-ah
is this,,
uhm are u friendzoning me?
Seokseokie ♥ [01:07AM]
????
nOOOOOOO
tihs is me tellin u u are my best friend
the besy friend ive ever had
and also im so in love with u
i cant stan another day without holding ur hand
satnd*
sTAND*
gdi
cutest mf on the planet uwu [01:08AM]
oh
Seokseok-ah ♥ [01:08AM]
so
min yoongi
go out with me
for real
cutest mf on the planet uwu [01:09AM]
you made this??
Seokseok-ah ♥ [01:09AM]
Yeh
cutest mf on the planet uwu [01:10AM]
for me???
Seokseok-ah ♥ [01:10AM]
Yeh
cutest mf on the planet uwu [01:10AM]
OHMYGOD
are u home
are u home rn
seokseok
Seokseok-ah ♥ [01:11AM]
Uh yeh?
wahy
cutest mf on the planet uwu [01:11AM]
i’m coming over
right fucking now
to kiss u
i have been dYING to kiss u for more than a year
Seokseok-ah ♥ [01:12AM]
OH
H U R R Y
cutest mf on the planet uwu [01:12AM]
i’m runn i n g
Seokseok-ah ♥ [01:12AM]
N J O O M
Seokseok-ah ♥ [01:21AM]
so wait
r u in love wit me too or
— GROUP CHAT: two guys walk into a bar… —
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: the suspense is killing me
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: why is the chat so quiet
joon’s beef: some of us actually have lives outside this chat
jinnie the pooh: Shouldn’t you say ‘some of you’ instead of ‘some of us’
jinnie the pooh: Just saying.
joon’s beef: I Think The Fuck Not
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: that’s better
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: wHy so aggreasiv
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: I think nobody in this chat has a life outside of this tbh
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: same
joon’s beef: jOONIE
joon’s beef: what about me
Park ‘i swear i'm not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: What About You, huh
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: I’m sorry, darling, but I won’t take back what I said
jinnie the pooh: Delicious.
joon’s beef: …
joon’s beef: enough about me
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: owo
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: SOMEONE TAKE A SCREENSHOT I CANT BELIEVE JEONGUK SAID THAT
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Jiminie, play nice
joon’s beef: uwu <3333 @beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism
jinnie the pooh: I took a screenshot
jinnie the pooh: I’m going to print it and put it on my fridge with magnets
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Hyung…
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: hAHAHAHAHAHHA
joon’s beef: imma be the Bigger Person and ignore That
joon’s beef: does anyone know where yoongo hyung is
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: :^)
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: :))))
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: I HATE U BOTH
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: :((((
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: :c
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: ,,,i take it back
joon’s beef: u better >://
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: i’m here
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: with seokseok
joon’s beef: oh hello hi hey welcome back
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: nothing new then
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: we’re boyfriends now
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: uwu
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: CONGRATULATIONS AAAAAA
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: nOICE
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: chim u owe me 50 thousand won whoop who op
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: congrats!! couldn’t u wait another month to become selfaware??? (just kidding ily)
jinnie the pooh: Awww there goes my main source of entertainment
jinnie the pooh: The Epic Pining Epos of YoonSeok was my favourite show to watch
jinnie the pooh: (really happy for you both)
jinnie the pooh: (took you a while but you got there!)
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: ,,,i’m ,not even surprised u bet on us
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: thanks, everybody :’) also from seokseok ♥
joon’s beef: wait u weerent dating already???? @definitely not a cat *wink wonk* @ho(ney)seok ???? i thought u guys wERE MARRIED OR SOMETHI N G
ho(ney)seok: i wish
ho(ney)seok: i mEAN waht
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Oh my god
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: ohmygod
jinnie the pooh: I take it back this is Great
jinnie the pooh: I fucking love you JK
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: SJSJSJSJJSJSJS
joon’s beef: whoops?
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Go to bed, Guk
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: i mean, same @ho(ney)seok
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Oh my god
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: is thi s a good mment to say i once tried to bcome an officiant,,, i culd do ir againe
jinnie the pooh: I demand to be Best Man
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: Guys
kim ‘this is bullying’ teahyung: in my DEfnece we werez drunk when we decidad to do That
ho(ney)seok: ,,v,alid
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: makes sense
joon’s beef: been there
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: …I actually got my license.
kim ‘this is bullying’ taehyung: rEALL Y???
joon’s beef: wow
beef stands for boyfriend and is NOT an euphemism: I WAS BORED OK
ho(ney)seok: unders tandable
definitely not a cat *wink wonk*: yep
jinnie the pooh: I love you, Namjoon
joon’s beef: that’s,,,, so sexy tbh
Park ‘i swear i’m not a sharknado stan’ Jimin: is2g jEON CHANGE UR NICKNAME
joon’s beef: never
— TEXT CONVERSATION: JJK & KNJ —
THIGHS [02:27AM]
Wait
Talking about nicknames
Have you actually changed my contactname
Or is it still ‘THIGHS’
Gukkie-baby ♥ [02:27AM]
uuuuhhh
of course i’ve changed it!!
we’ve been boyfriends for four months, six days, and a number of hours and minutes i will act like i don’t know exactly because that’s,,,
aNYWAY
who do u think i am,,
THIGHS [02:28AM]
Hehe cutie
A big fan of my legs, is what you are
I was just curious
^^
What’s my contactname, then
?
Gukkie-baby ♥ [02:28AM]
i’ll tell u soon heh
imma go to sleep fr now
i love you, joonie
THIGHS [02:29AM]
I’ll look forward to it
Sweet dreams, bunny
I love you too
♥♥
Gukkie-baby ♥ [02:29AM]
♥♥♥
> [change THIGHS’s contact name to the man im gonna marry?]
[yes] [no]
Fin.