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BAD BITCH SQUAD
Friday 4:00am
The short one: Mò Xuányǔ :)))))))
The youngest: :((((( did i do something wrong
The short one: you know what you did you bitch
I won't hesitate to put peanuts in your breakfast
The youngest: you want to murder me!!!!!!!!!!! :(((((((
The oblivious one: no murdering in the apartment
You could get blood on the carpets
And they’re white.
The youngest: :0
The disrespect
I will be moving out if this slander continues
The short one: and where exactly are you going to be living
???????
The youngest: with Zǐxuān :D
A-ling and Yanli already love me so they would obviously take me in
THE GIRL ONE: no they dont >:)
The youngest: :(((
The short one: can we get back to the topic at hand >:[]
The oblivious one: what did he do
The short one: i woke up at 4am because i had this dream right
And i just had to paint it
But when i went to get out of bed and put on my slippers (cause of the cold floors
MY SLIPPERS HAD BEEN FILLED WITH JELLO
I SLIPPED THEM ON AND THEY WHERE FIULLED UP WITH JELLO
The youngest: :)))) um no i did not
The short one: YES YOU DID
THE GIRL: omg
That is actually hilarious
But it has to have been you gremlin boy
The youngest: why does it have to be me
THE GIRL: because its def not zhanzhan (he hates jello and you know it)
And there is jello in my slippers as well :(
The youngest: oop-
The short one: you are buying us new slippers when we go to the mall today
The oblivious one: but we have to watch over A-Ling today as well
The youngest: YEAH I WANTED TO GO TO THE ZOO
The short one: we are going to the mall for new slippers :)
I will noot be walking around this apartment without slippers
THE GIRL: yeah and we can get one of those little rented go carts for him and maybe go to an arcade and get ice cream after
The oblivious one: he is 3????
How is he going to enjoy the arcade
The short one: never to young to start playing DDR
The oblivious one: yes you can be
We are not going to go in the arcade
The youngest: i am on board with the arcade
Wangji you can wait outside
THE GIRL: no????
If hes not there then who will pay
?????
The youngest: that is a big pickle
Fuck it
You have to c o m e
The short one: yeah who will hold a-ling when i beat mian mian at dance dance
Not mr.angsty teenager over here
The youngest: im not a TEENAGER >:(((((((
The short one: you
THE GIRL: are
The oblivious one: 19
The youngest: and you guys are bullies :(
At least im not old like you zhanzhan
The oblivious one: i am not old. I am 23
The short one: its old compared to the rest of us
The oblivious one: you and mian mian are both 22
Thats only a year younger than me
THE GIRL: sadly that still makes you really old
And so is old man adult boy father dude
The youngest: and we need to find outfits for the new christmas card
The squad pic :D
The short one: i vote we wear crop tops and tutus
The youngest: i would pay hundreds of dollars to see my sweet sweet brother in a tutu
THE GIRL: i second that
And if we do it we also get to have pictures of zhanzhan in a crop top
The short one: jsdokkrnaosrnaodnwodfnsj yesssssss
10:00 am
The short one: tyme to pick up da baby and get to the mall
The youngest: does everyone have their bus passes
Because SOMEONE forgot theirs at home last time
THE GIRL: …
That was you
You dumbass
The youngest: lmao i can’t wait to see A-lings fit today
The bougiest 3 year old i have ever laid my eyes apon
The oblivious one: i just hope he dosent start yelling at us in the middle of the store for not being fast enough to answer him when he asked what a bra was
The short one: most embarrassing moment of my LIFE right there
THE GIRL: aksjdfhakjbfidbf we have to get moving or we are never going to make it to the bus stop inm time
The youngest : ohhh yea we have to get movingggg
NOT THE BAYBAY
Friday 10:30am
Pain in my ass 1: ello bruvva
Pain in my ass 2: heeeeeeeeey girlie where is the baybay
Pain in my ass 4: * furiously beatboxes”
Pain in my ass 3: we are only 1 block away. is a-ling ready
In Pain: yeah he just needs to put on his back pack
Can you guys please not come through the window this time because the neighbors called the police last week and i dont know how to explain that my little brother and his gay friends like to crawl through my window because i let them watch to many spy movies when they where younger
Pain in my ass 2: i did not know you could type that much and i will not read all of it
Pain in my ass 4: you dont seem to know ANYTHING huaisang
Pain in my ass 2: :(
Pain in my ass 1: BSJAFHBADHAKJDHAKSDHA
We will wait on the porch this time
But make sure to bring the baybay because we need to get to the MALL
In pain: i thought you guys where going to go to the zoo
Pain in my ass 4: someone put jello in me and a-sangs shoes
Pain in my ass 2: yeah and its really mushy and i need new ones
In pain: i wish that i didnt know the 4 of you
Pain in my ass 3: the bus is pulling up to the stop please put your phones away
Pain in my ass 2: nahhhhh
Pain in my ass 1 : huaisanf=g is getting att acked by wanjji and people are staring
Pain in my ass 2: jdbsdjfaofdghjujhdankjhdan xadhelp fjwefhjfnjnfnnnnkjh
In pain: see you guys in 5
Pain in my ass 4:
:)