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Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
Why would you willingly fuck an alien, and on top of that A Parasite
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Hotter sister @Nebula
In reply to @TonyStark
What’s wrong with fucking an alien 😀
Loki is my brother @ThorOdinson
In reply to @TonyStark
Yeah! Me and Loki are also aliens
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @ThorOdinson
Shut up, I’m specifically asking Eddie
America’s Ass @CaptainAmerica
In reply to @TonyStark
First off, how do you know he's fucking an alien...?
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @CaptainAmerica
Loki told me
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @TonyStark
you bitch I told u not to tell anyone
America’s Ass @CaptainAmerica
In reply to @adoptedGod
Loki why do you do this
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @CaptainAmerica
shut up
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
wait so one day you decided to just go up to Mr.Stark and tell him about Eddie doing it with an alien
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @SpiderMan
HE TOLD ME TO SPY ON EDDIE AND I ACCIDENTLY FOUND OUT
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
YOU COULDVE LEFT THAT PART OUT?????
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @SpiderMan
HE TOLD ME TO REPORT ANYTHING UNUSUAL SO I DID
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
"oh, you know how you told me to spy on Eddie? Well, guess what, he's fucking an alien" 😭
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @SpiderMan
actually, I told him something about tentacles
Cli-n-t @IAmSpying
In reply to @adoptedGod
LETS STOP THERE
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
I knew where it was going
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @adoptedGod
YES PLEASE STOP
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
answer now, why would you fuck an alien
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
My life so my choices 😢
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
How did you come to terms with this
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
Why do you want to know my love life
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
I was going for sex life but you love it too?? Damn
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
Why do you care
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
I don’t, I’m just curious and I’m pretty sure other people are too
Cli-n-t @IAmSpying
In reply to @TonyStark
Yes, I’m curious
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
I should’ve just let Venom eat you
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
It has a name
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
Yes, Venom
Cli-n-t @IAmSpying
In reply to @Brock
Oh wow
AntKing @AntMan
In reply to @Brock
Wait, this is way more confusing than Hulk fucking someone, AN ALIEN??? Like GOOEY SUBSTANCE LIKE ALIEN, SCARY LOOKING ALIEN?
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
Why am I getting bullied
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
We’re not bullying you
Cli-n-t @IAmSpying
In reply to @Brock
Yeah, no bullying here!
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
Well we’re just bullying your life choices
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
Stfu u dumb bitches, go fuck yourselves
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
What
Cli-n-t @IAmSpying
In reply to @Brock
Is this the same Eddie…?
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @IAmSpying
I think it’s Venom
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @TonyStark
One more word to us and I’m eating those good for nothing brains, you think I don't know where each of you live? I can come to guys right this instance and finish your remaining days on earth so you stop now or start counting ur days
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @Brock
……i'm scared
Eddie @Brock
In reply to @SpiderMan
I’m so sorry, Venom got mad
Rich and Bitch @TonyStark
In reply to @Brock
Yeah…that was pretty clear
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @Brock
We won’t ask about your love life anymore!
Cli-n-t @IAmSpying
In reply to @Brock
Don’t eat us.
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SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
WAIT LOKI HOW MUCH DID YOU WATCH
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @SpiderMan
AHH SHUT UP
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
HOW MUCH
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @SpiderMan
ALL OF IT
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
OHMYGOD WHYYYY
Loki @adoptedGod
In reply to @SpiderMan
I regret it
SpikeyD @SpiderMan
In reply to @adoptedGod
YOU SHOULD CAUSE I WOULD BE CONCERNED IF YOU DIDNT