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Doc Scratch's School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents by medical
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Jul 2019
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One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you should be dead.
You were stranded millions of miles from the nearest planet, and slowly losing consciousness as your oxygen ran out.
Then, the Gods of a religion you never believed in appeared and saved your life. Now, everything you knew is falling apart - or is it falling into place?
Currently discontinued to be redone after finding some serious flaws with it!
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- Part 1 of Everything Davekat
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Here is a story: the gods were mortal, once. They made the world and then they stepped into it, and for a while, they were humans and trolls. They had to adjust, you see, before they found their divinity again.
(This isn’t really accurate, but it’s good enough for a story!)
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And Then They Were Robots by ibex_ascendant
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 May 2019
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A mysterious hotspot has ignited on the Lost Light, and the 'bots that emerge from the sparks are anything but blank slates. They are in fact transplants from another universe, reborn into Cybertronian frames after a confluence of highly improbable events. Now free from the influence of a nefarious puppet master, how will they adapt to their new world? And how will their new world adapt to them?
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"Believe it or not, you don't have everything figured out. I've been up to my ass in your philosophical duality schtick long enough to know that it's bs. There’s way, way more gray to the game than the chess dudes make it out to be.
... What I'm saying is it doesn't have to be black or white. Do you want more ironic metaphors to get the gears turning? 'Cause-"
"No; they're turning. It just sits worse than a sugar-coated steak."
"Hey, no one said you *had* to eat that shit."
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- Part 26 of SFW
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This is a joke, I swear...
Shrek throws a party thing and everyone shows up. The place smells like onions which attracts more people than Shrek originally invited. Hundreds of random fictional characters swarm his swamp, and have a big party, thanks to the onion scent. Shrek goes around dating everyone and a lot of random crack pairings... I Mean, HOT COUPLES arrive up to the party... god save us all
I don't do drugs i swear, stay in school kids
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“Just one more question and you're good to go.”
“What's your blood color?”
(AU where all trolls and humans live on one planet and some lies were told. Personally recommended for both fluff and angst lovers~)
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Your name is John Egbert, and you have never felt weaker. Everyone is enjoying their happy ending, and you have never felt more alone and more pathetic.
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a happy first day of the rest of eternity by aut0_resp0nder (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Oct 2018
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you're the last one standing in a doomed timeline, but what shenanigans have your teenaged friends been getting up to in the afterlife?
(apparently, they've been throwing parties.)
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Eridan Ampora has always dreamed about finding his soulmate, but when a clue to their identity leads him farther from his home than he ever imagined going will he be able to make it?
Alternatively: In which Eridan Ampora is 99% sure his soulmate is on Alternia and decides the best way to find them is to study abroad there for the foreseeable future.
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Karkat has been working with Gamzee for years, now, and his presence feels like one of those rare universal constants. Until - of course - the week Gamzee unexpectedly vanishes.
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Revolutionary Guardian Angels by leviathanSlewfoot
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson, Hamilton - Miranda, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Homestuck
10 Aug 2018
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This story takes place in a world that is populated by humans, but runs by Alternia's Romance Quadrants. In said universe, the ghosts of Hamilton are the Guardian Angels of the characters from Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen, and Heathers. Also maybe Homestuck.
I will be editing this story as I go, so make sure to check up on it often to see if I've changed anything.
I'm also going to be looking for a new title for this story, because the current one sucks. Comment if you have an idea for the title!
I hope you enjoy it!
Information on the Quadrants: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Quadrants
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- Part 6 of Crossovers
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Школа Дока Скретча Для Сверхъестественно Одаренных Подростков. by arkady_chan
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Aug 2018
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Однажды ты получаешь таинственное сообщение, от парня, который пишет белым шрифтом как последний гад. И вот, не успеешь и глазом моргнуть, как тебя уже увезли в магическую школу для детей с супер способностями. Если бы ты не был Дейвом, блять, Страйдером, это бы заставило тебя волноваться.
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You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:
1. Ill-timed pranks.
2. Cooking.
3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.
(although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)
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- Part 3 of Catacombs
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Jesus and Friends by cthchewy
Fandoms: Homestuck, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2018
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Bits and pieces of events set in the "Honey and Vinegar" universe.
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- Part 3 of Honey and Vinegar
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There's just something about Tavros that makes people think he ought to be dead. Some want to commit the deed, and some would only be innocent - but unsurprised - witnesses. It's going to take some trying to escape that attitude in this lovely, strange, violent little town...
(And then there's the shadow.)
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Everyday in the group chat has a new problem, it's funny though.
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- English
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- 1,357
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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- 140
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“Jesus shit dicking Christ, stop squirming so much, you’re fucking hurt and I can help you so quit it.” You grit out, rather forcefully grabbing hold of the wolf’s cheeks to keep it in your lap.
It makes a confused whine, tilting slightly to one side.
“Who, Jesus? I don’t know, some new hotshot everyone’s worshipping I guess.” You pause, gently running your fingers across the scars. “I hear he had a pretty shit life.” It’s a whisper and you don’t know how your voice even got that quiet but fuck it, this is feeling like a Moment. The forest has gone silent and it’s just your fingers in soft black fur. You’ve read about this.
The wolf huffs, and you Feel It.
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Karkat gets kidnapped. When Gamzee finds out, the only solution he has is to ... just go with the flow.
But competence? From Gamzee Makara? It's more likely than you think.
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She's been called the best of the best. There hasn't been a single crime she couldn't solve, a piece of evidence she couldn't find, or a culprit she couldn't sniff out.
So when Detective Pyrope is requested to go to New York City to investigate a master thief dubbed "Bank Shot," she doesn't expect to be there for long.
She soon learns that this thief has also been referred to as "the best of the best."