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    “I made you tea,” Ilya says softly. “And I brought ice for your head and crackers for when your stomach is better.”
     
    “Thank you,” Shane mumbles.
     
    “And I texted your parents.”
     
    “What?!”

    A fic in which Shane gets a concussion related headache and Ilya is there to help.

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    29 Apr 2026