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    When Shane wished he was born without a dick, he meant to wish for a lot more. Another lesson in short-sightedness. Wish genies are very cruel.

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    Five times Shane doesn’t know what to do with his newly acquired pussy, and one time he comes pretty close to figuring it all out.

    Alternatively, Shane’s Magical Pussy Haunts the Narrative

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Waiting chapter 5

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    Shane has been trying to figure out how to ask Ilya to stop using condoms. He finally works up the courage the night Boston eliminates Montreal from the playoffs.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Shane hears the metal clink of the seatbelt being unbuckled, and then Ilya is standing up, pulling the hem of his hoodie down over the extremely obvious outline of his cock and sliding sideways out into the aisle. He gives Shane one last look, eyes dark and inviting, and then walks off towards the bathroom.

    For fuck’s sake. He’s not going to follow him, he really isn’t. He’s not about to entertain his husband’s perverted idea of getting each other off in a plane bathroom. He’s going to put his headphones back in his ears and pull the blanket up to his chin, look out the window and pretend he didn’t just have his hand down his husband’s pants, that his stomach isn’t doing flips.

    He gets up.

    Ilya needs a little help... unwinding on a flight. Shane, of course, provides.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Airplane fuck

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    “How long do you think you can last?” Ilya says, scrolling through the minutes on the stopwatch. “Two? Five?” 

    “Five minutes,” Shane says. 

    Ilya chuckles. “Wow, I thought maybe you might at least go for ten. So modest.” 

    “Fuck off. I get to cum in your mouth either way, so what does it matter? Whether I last long enough or not.” 

    “Oh, Shane,” Ilya purrs. “We both know you hate losing.”

    Ilya decides to test Shane's endurance.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Timer blow

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    Rather than give him the joint, Ilya takes it back between his own lips and sucks in a deep breath, the tip glowing as he does so. Then, before Shane can process it, he’s reaching up and sliding one large hand around the back of Shane’s neck, pulling him down so their lips meet.

    Shane gasps softly, and Ilya takes the opportunity to blow smoke into his open and waiting mouth.

    Oh, God. Are you there? It’s me, Shane Hollander. We’ve had our differences, but I think I’d like to convert for real this time. I’m ready. Open the pearly white gates. I’m coming up.

    Shane goes to a house party, gets high, then gets on his knees. bon appetite
    now a multi-chapter saga bc i couldn't help myself

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Good modern fucking