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Atsushi’s Guide to Surviving in The Armed Detective Agency (and Being Part of A Family) by FrogintheWindow
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Dec 2023
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“Cmon Atsushi! As your esteemed mentor and favorite self appointed older brother figure, I am appalled at your inability to follow orders. I gave you a mission, and even gave you help to complete it!”
Atsushi nearly breaks down in tears from where he is tied to his seat, fingers clutched tightly around a pencil that is about to snap. “Dazai! For the last time, I’m not doing your paperwork for you! Kunikida would kill me, and I think I’m more scared of him than you. Also, this isn’t help! This is a bloodbath in the making!”
“I agree with the worthless idiot.” Akutagawa coughs out besides him, with an unnecessarily harsh tug to the handcuffs keeping the mortal enemies chained together. “I admire you, Dazai, but not nearly enough to put up with this nonsense. Weretiger, I take it back. You can keep him as your mentor. I don’t want praise from a madman.”
Or: Atsushi studies his coworkers in the hopes of understanding what exactly he’s a part of, and realizes that he’s joined a family, not an agency.
Basically a series of short stories where Atsushi writes about his experiences with the Armed Detective Agency (and the Port Mafia)