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   Gold Ship and T.M. Opera O Committed $9.7 Million in Securities Fraud on September 11th 2001 Using a Liechtenstein Stiftung, Seven Shell Companies Across Six Jurisdictions, and an 84-Year-Old Lawyer with Dementia Who Doesn't Recall Any of This by A_Lovely_Night_Sky for Astromech4K, DHydro

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   • General Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   15 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Meisho Doto/TM Opera O (Uma Musume)
   • Daiwa Scarlet/Vodka (Uma Musume)
   • Gold Ship & T.M. Opera O (Criminal Business Partnership)
   • Meisho Doto & Financial Anxiety (Unhealthy)
   • Hans Brunner/Plausible Deniability (It's Complicated)
   • Gold Ship (Uma Musume)
   • T.M. Opera O (Uma Musume)
   • Mejiro McQueen (Uma Musume)
   • Vodka (Uma Musume)
   • Daiwa Scarlet (Uma Musume)
   • Tokai Teio (Uma Musume)
   • Silence Suzuka (Uma Musume)
   • Special Week (Uma Musume)
   • Hans Brunner (Original Character)
   • The SEC (Antagonist)
   • The National Tax Agency (Bigger Antagonist)
   • Crack Fic
   • Insider Trading
   • Securities Fraud
   • Tax evasion
   • Offshore Banking
   • Shell companies
   • Seven Shell Companies Across Six Jurisdictions
   • Liechtenstein Stiftung
   • The SEC Found No Conclusive Evidence
   • The Overlord Refuses To Pay Taxes
   • Fuhahaha!
   • Hypothetically
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Gold Ship Knows Things She Shouldn't Know
   • Dark Comedy
   • 9/11
   • This Is Not The 9/11 Fic You Were Expecting
   • The Charitable Donations Went Through
   • For Legal Purposes This Is A Comedy
   • Fluff
   • Romance
   • Angst
   • Less Than 1 Percent Effective Global Tax Rate

   Summary

   Two horse girls commit $9.7 million in securities fraud on September 11th, 2001.

   One makes millions. One loses everything. Both evade taxes across six countries.

   An 84-year-old lawyer with dementia provides plausible deniability. The SEC finds no wrongdoing. Half the profits go to charity.

   This is a comedy.

   (It shouldn't be, but it is.)

   This definitely isn't based off actual real world information that would make this theoretically possible.

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   Author Notes: Minor modifications, well more like major ones in attempt for upcoming sequels.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Crack Finance AU
   • Part 1 of Financial Education AU

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,282

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   1/1

   Comments:

   56

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   Bookmarked by GoattaBeKiddin

   04 Apr 2026

   Bookmarker's Notes

   I came in expecting silly fic... but this is legitimately brilliant??