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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    In the sweltering heat of the southern Munchkinland town of Linster, Elphaba Thropp never expected anything out of the ordinary. Long shifts collecting garbage, a rundown single-roomed apartment, and growing debt. These are ordinary. What is certainly unusual is a phone call, from the Emerald City, informing Elphaba that a viral post on OzPage had identified her soulmate. Not just any soulmate, either. According to half the internet, the birthmark on her arm is the exact mirror image of the pattern adorning Glinda Arduenna Upland. Glinda the Good, Oz’s most beloved celebrity, singer, philanthropist, and personal favourite of the Wizard himself. Within days, Elphaba finds herself dragged from obscurity into the blinding lights of the Emerald City, contractually engaged to the most famous woman in the country… who seems to despise her on sight.

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    10 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Glinda’s smile faltered just a fraction. The shoe's magic had ceased the moment Nessarose’s life had. When they had been so sure that they had found a way to bid the “heroine” of Munchkinland farewell, the audience watched as the little girl tapped her feet together a grand total of three times… and nothing happened.

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    the end of wicked but Glinda is rawdogging her lesbian situationship dealing with politics and lwk just has full custody of dorothy while they try to figure out how the fuck to get her back to Kansas.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    When Fiyero and Elphaba stumble across his childhood home during their exile they get drawn back into the world of the living... and find out that Oz has moved forward since their 'deaths'.
     

    Glinda should tell them that moving forward is not the same as moving on.

     
    AKA: The Seven Years Later Fic That Absolutely Nobody Asked For.

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    06 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Do you remember Madame Morrible and her awful Prop and Ganda department? Well, I figured that I could put them to actual good use. And so I did a little image rehabilification.”

    “A little?”

    Glinda twirls a strand of blonde hair around her finger, not meeting her eyes. “Tiny. Microscopical. Infinitesimal. Just a whisper of a coordinated multiyear plan involving publicists, historians, theater troupes, and a very spirited group of fans.”

    Elphaba blinks.

    Glinda smiles sweetly.

    “Elphaba,” she says gently, “darling—to come back from a smear campaign, you simply must have good press.”


    Or, Elphaba spends ten years being dead. Oz spends ten years falling in love with her. She did not request a redemption arc, let alone one so exuberant.

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    02 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    Elphaba and Galinda are very close. As close as any friends could be. Don’t make it scandalocious, they’re just friends. Seriously.

    “They’re secretly married.”
    “If it’s a secret, how do you know about it?”
    “Oh, everybody knows.”
    “Then who is it a secret from?”
    “Them. They’re oblivious.”

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    01 Mar 2026