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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes.

    Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to combine their assets and different approaches to money management.

    They had been married for 42 days. They did the financial disclosure. Now it was time to draft the documents... or maybe not.

    Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment. More appointments were set. They were necessary.

    He prepared another binder. More cover notes. A cover note for the cover note. He'd covered everything. After all, he was Shane Hollander; what could he have possibly missed?

    Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor. This time there's actual emails and attachments. And voice notes. Just a couple. He promises.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Carmicheal: I thought the rookies were sharing a room?
    Marleau: They are
    Carmicheal: Oh
    Feller: Why? Any problems?
    Carmicheal: I am pretty sure I can hear them having sex
    Dubek: Wow
    Connors: I wouldn't think Hollzy was a threesome kind of guy
    Connors: Always the quiet ones
    Carmicheal: I don't think it is a threesome. I don't hear any girl
    Feller: Oh damn
    Marleau: Damn
    Miranov: Alright
    St. Simons: OH MY GOD
    Hammersmith: What?
    St. Simons: Jane and Lily. Shane and Ilya
    St. Simons: How are we so fucking stupid
    Feller: These fucking kids

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    What if before he met Kip, Scott had already fallen in love with someone else? And what if he then had to watch that someone else making the objectively terrible decision to fall in love with his arch-rival?

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    “Wait right here a sec!” The man put out his arm as if that on its own would stop Ilya from running away, Ilya had no plans to run anytime soon that was for sure. “Here, another map so you don’t get lost again. Not that you will, it just might help.” The man was haphazardly working his way through his words too, maybe he had been mutually charmed. Or maybe he knew who Ilya was and was actually just trying hard not to ask for a photo, he really hoped that wasn’t the case.

    ”Thanks, if I do get lost I’ll make sure to look for the penguins to find you.” The stranger’s cheeks reddened, Ilya’s new favourite view.

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    When hockey player Ilya Rozanov wakes up depressed in Ottawa, Svetlana suggests visiting the local aquarium. After a fight with a child and a lost map, fate brings him to everyone's favourite penguin handler Shane Hollander.

    A soft fic in an alternate universe where Shane can't play hockey professionally due to an injury, so resorts to his next special interest Penguins.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    an impulsive decision to snoop through ilya's phone for jane's contact leads to cliff marleau forming one of the closest friendships with someone he's ever had. unbeknownst to him, his new best friend is actually shane hollander.

    a canon divergent in which cliff marleau befriends jane, and accidentally forms the friendship of a lifetime ;-)

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    04 Jun 2026

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