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The BBS Crew is one of the most notorious gangs in Los Santos. When a rival gang takes Brian hostage, the crew drop everything to get him back and a certain someone is there for him when it’s all over.
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07 Jun 2026
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Brock’s never been any good with rolling papers, but it’s still interesting to watch. It’s especially interesting to watch Brian seal the edge, his tongue peeking out from between his lips to dampen the glue. Brock does his best not to seem too invested in that.
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“I can’t believe you lost him. He can’t have gotten far.”
“I don’t see you looking for him,” Brock says.
“Sure,” says Evan, tossing ice cubes into the chamber, “let me just take a massive bong rip and I’ll astral project onto the streets of Los Santos. Though I guess if you have brownies, he’s probably going ghost by himself already.”
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Tyler is not prone to an affectionate high. He’s never been a touchy-feely kind of dude, and especially not since moving to Los Santos, so it makes sense that it wouldn’t be amplified in him. Evan gets the munchies, Fourzer0 and Delirious say spacey dumb shit. Tyler doesn’t cling, it’s not him.
When he shares a smoke with people, though, they gravitate to him.
He’s like a black hole of stoners. It’s truly bizarre.
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30 May 2026
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When the losers club all decide to go to the quarry after school, Bill finds himself in an uncomfortable situation with his longtime crush, Stanley. This situation leads to a sort of impulsive confession- a confession that did not go unappreciated.
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29 May 2026
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The man on his doorstep is tall. Taller than him, even, by a solid few inches. He’s shockingly thin – bird-boned, Bill’s writer brain thinks – and he looks a little like he hasn’t slept in a week. His mass of curly hair is big, on end, like he’s passed his hand through it more than once. It’s blonde and perfectly spiraled. His eyes are a strange hazel color, almost gold in the afternoon sun. There are tiny, silvery scars on the cut of his jaw.
Bill does not know how he knows this man’s name is Stanley Uris, but he does.
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29 May 2026
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Eddie runs away to stay at Richie's after a typically overwhelming fight with his mother. It ends up revealing dangerous secrets.
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29 May 2026