Swallowyourpain
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The Rue of Riot by Swallowyourpain
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
26 May 2026
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Imagine this: for the campus drama festival, you’re convinced you were born to play Hamlet, yet your classical literature teacher casts you as Ophelia instead. Then, You could inevitably come to one conclusion: your classical literature teacher must absolutely hate you.
I don’t need to imagine it, because this is exactly what happened to me. So my conclusion is also plain and simple: Kenobi hates me.
And what's more, I’ve gone one step further to settle on my response: I’m going to hate Kenobi right back.
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火宅 by Swallow_in_a_thunderstorm (Swallowyourpain)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
23 May 2026
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短篇三则。
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芸香之乱 by Swallow_in_a_thunderstorm (Swallowyourpain)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 May 2026
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设想一下，在校园戏剧节里，你以为自己生来就是为了扮演哈姆雷特，可你的古典文学课老师偏偏把你安排成奥菲利娅。那么，你一定能够得出这样的结论：你的古典文学课老师一定特别恨你。
我不用设想，因为这就是我所经历的事。所以我也简洁明了地得出了结论：肯诺比恨我。
更进一步，我还得出了应对的方式：我也要恨肯诺比。
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The Night When Ten Thousand Moons Appear by Swallowyourpain
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Mar 2026
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On the day the Empire was founded, three great events took place in my family. First, my sister and I were born. Second, my mother died giving birth to us. Third, my father was killed by a leopard on Mustafar. Mustafar is a small island in the South Pacific, covered in dense rainforest, full of animals, full of leopards—but that is no reason why my father ought to have been killed there. For on the very day the Empire was founded, Mustafar’s volcano erupted. Ash blotted out the sky, and not a blade of grass grew for a hundred miles around. All the leopards died, all except the one that killed my father. No one knows why my father chose to board Mustafa on the day of the volcanic eruption, as if only to be killed by a leopard; nor does anyone know why that leopard chose to survive on Mustafa on the same day, as if only to kill him.
“But this is how it happened,” Obi-Wan concluded.
And I believed him.
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一万轮月亮出现的夜晚 by Swallow_in_a_thunderstorm (Swallowyourpain)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Mar 2026
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帝国建立的那一天，我们家中发生了三件大事。第一，我和我妹妹出生了；第二，我母亲因为难产而去世了；第三，我父亲在穆斯塔法被一只豹子咬死了。穆斯塔法是南太平洋上的一个小岛，被郁郁葱葱的雨林覆盖，动物众多，豹子众多，但这并不是我父亲就应该在那被豹子咬死的理由。因为，在帝国建立的那一天，穆斯塔法的火山爆发了，火山灰遮天蔽日，方圆百里寸草不生，豹子全部死了——除了咬死我父亲的那一只。没有人知道我父亲为什么要选择在火山爆发的那一天登上穆斯塔法，好像只是为了被豹子咬死；也没有人知道那只豹子为什么要选择在火山爆发的那一天活在穆斯塔法，好像只是为了咬死他。
“但事情就这样发生了，”欧比旺总结。