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• Tales of Bartholomew by TheOutside

  Fandoms: Tales of Bartholomew, Christian Bible  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  28 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Bartholomew
  • The Wispy of The Wind
  • The Chode God
  • Ronnie Savoie
  • Dr. Thunder the Wise
  • Testicular Torsion Troops
  • Numerous Chodes
  • Aidan Thrasher
  • bald
  • Bald man - Freeform
  • Heroic Tale
  • Satire
  • religious
  • New Bible
  • Bald Cuck
  • No Homo
  • Chodes
  • Chode War
  • War Story
  • Historical Accuracy
  • testicular torsion
  • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Religion
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
  • NSFW
  • Cuckolding
  • biblical scripture
  • Biblical Reinterpretation
  • Cock & Ball Torture
  • Battle Scenes
  • graphic depictions
  • Violence
  • Action/Adventure
  • Mythical Beings & Creatures
  • Anal Gaping
  • Slow Burn
  • Betrayal
  • Cockverse

  Summary

  In a charming universe full of averagely sized schlongs, Tales of Bartholomew follows a brilliant bald man known as Premiers Bartholomew, a highly esteemed leader of the Cockverse who harnesses the power of Nohomo. Covering the fall of the Bald Society in wake of The Great Chode War, this epic tale explores Bartholomew's adventures through betrayal, bloodshed, and glory. After a man once known as Bartholomew's comrade, The Lord Wispy in the Wind, betrays the Cockverse in favor of an invasion of Chodes, Bartholomew must enlist the help of his newfound disciples and venture his way back into power in order to restore the fate of the Cockverse.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,130

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Kudos:

  1

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  122