filthMagnet
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- Homestuck (3)
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Self-indulgent, sensual vanilla smut bc there’s no such thing as too much of it.
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Drabble of Dave experiencing wisdom tooth pain. Karkat is there to help.
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Cavetown is one of my favorite musicians, so I wanted to do something with one of my favorite songs by him.
This is just a concept of personified anxiety that's basically haunting Dave.
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Dave Strider is, presumably, a demon hunter. Parked in the middle of nowhere. With a really shitty defensive ward on his car, trying to sleep. Quite frankly, something worse should have gotten him than a succubus who needed a ride.
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- Part 1 of Music To Exorcise To
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12 May 2025
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Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet by Space_gays_that_arent_in_space for cardboardcoasts
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Oct 2020
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It wasn’t your first kiss with Karkat.
No, that came not long after the birth of Circlejerk. You were hanging out in his backyard, both of you red faced and practically ready to throw up. You were talking about girls you liked, and kisses, of course, came up. Then you found out he hadn’t had his first kiss, you hadn’t either, though you tried to play it off. It was lame. Stupid.
Karkat kissed you right on your mouth at 6pm on the 18th of May eight years ago. Then, for a few months, things were weird between you, more intimate. You told each other so many secrets, gave up so many fears. You let him see you without your shades. You didn’t kiss again after that, but you didn’t need to. It was after that kiss that Karkat really, truly became your best friend-something more. You want your kisses with Jade to feel like that, like they complete you. The two times you’ve kissed Karkat are seared hot and bright into your memory. They brand you and bind you to him eternally.
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27 Jul 2023
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In which it is rather unclear who's in really charge and who wants to be.
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01 Apr 2023
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He’d been in the kitchen, back to you, identity unclear.
Long legs, narrow hipped, mussed black hair. Biceps that flexed with every enthusiastic hand gesture. Broad shoulders made for manhandling, for taking, for owning.
I want to climb that like a tree, you’d thought, and then John’d turned around and said ‘hi karkat!’, smiling like he was genuinely glad to see you. Beefcake, buff lumberjack, horribly true, with his neckbeard and plaid vest and shoulders straining the seam of his shirt. But the smile had been the same, as well as the dorky snort-laugh.
He’d said yes.
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21 Mar 2023
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Karkat was happy when Dave first asked Karkat to taco bell, but it turned out Dave had something else up his sleeves, or more accurately, Karkat had something else up his nook.
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19 Feb 2023