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Mistaken Mismatch by infiniteeight
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2016
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Sex has never been all that impressive for Leonard, and he's long since given up trying to make it better. Considering how much Jim enjoys sex, he thinks he can be forgiven for assuming any romantic relationship they attempted would be doomed to failure.
Jim proves him wrong on multiple counts.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Skip to the point, Jim. The sooner you spit it out, the sooner I can refuse and get back to work.”
“It’s really no big deal,” Jim says as the door slides closed behind them. “I just need you to come down to Hearth with us…as my husband.”
The Enterprise has been sent to negotiate reaccession to the Federation with an isolationist religious group known as the Kindred. While there, Jim notices that some of the children seem to be gravely ill. The problem is, the Kindred practice faith healing and refuse to allow a doctor to be brought in. So Jim does what he does best: he improvises.
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- Part 1 of palimpsest verse
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07 Jun 2026
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Jim wouldn’t have ever believed it in a million years if he hadn’t seen it for himself, hadn’t made the unfortunate life choice to go buy donuts and then decide to use the lock code Bones had given him for emergencies only Jim, and if you abuse that right I have no problem using your skinny ass as a pin cushion. Really, it’s his own fault he’d just walked right into the hottest thing he’d ever seen in his life.
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- Part 1 of Dímelo
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07 Jun 2026
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Submit, Fight, Fail, Fall (or why you can't fight the blood that's in you) by akainagi
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
06 Aug 2014
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Jim Kirk is an omega with a chip on his shoulder. He thinks all alphas are assholes. Then he meets one that isn't.
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07 Jun 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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06 Jun 2026