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Jisung heaves a sigh. “And then I’ll make them a little after-school snack and I’ll help them with their homework and maybe we’ll watch age-appropriate television—”
“That’s the spirit,” Chan says encouragingly. “But, um—can you handle third grade math?”
“No,” Jisung admits, cracking a smile. “No, you should hire a tutor.” He grins even broader. “I’m a trophy wife, my only job is to be pretty. I don’t know math.”
He can tell Chan is grinning on the other end of the line. “I’ll hire a tutor and tell them my trophy wife is too pretty to do math. Same with the maid, and the cook—”
Or: This housewife shit is easy.
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- Part 1 of little league trophy wife-verse
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27 Sep 2025
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It’s a silly joke, one that everyone in Stray Kids loves to feed into—one that even Stay loves to feed into—that putting Kim Seungmin and Lee Felix in a kitchen will inevitably result in a disaster.
It shouldn’t be true. Both of them are more than capable of producing a meal that doesn’t resemble the texture of concrete after it has been mixed in a truck, and yet, as Seungmin stares at the lumpy, half-burnt something that was supposed to be the stir-fry Felix was making for their first dinner alone in their new dorm, he’s forced to admit that the rumors may, possibly, just maybe have some merit.
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or: seungmin and felix can't stop burning their dinners. minho and jisung can't stop inviting them over for dinner after.Bookmarked by helichristopher
02 Oct 2024
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Changbin’s just an ordinary guy. His new flatmate Seungmin is anything but that—a detective with an endless appetite for adventure, a brain that’s hardwired for meticulous attention to detail, and… the social skills and emotional capacity of a robot.
Needless to say, how the two fell in love is probably the biggest mystery so far. But when Seungmin finally sorts out his feelings and plans an elaborate confession, Changbin has absolutely no idea what he’s supposed to be doing—or that the confession is even a confession, because he can’t figure out Seungmin’s cryptic clues.
(Changbin just wanted someone to split the cost of an apartment with. He never could have predicted it would turn out like this.)
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28 Aug 2024
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Minho still wants out, still wants the freedom he lost when they got married, but now, the idea of losing Seungmin feels like a different kind of torture. The more he tries to convince himself that divorce is the answer, the more hollow the words feel.
It would be easier to walk away, to let Seungmin go, but when Minho looks at him, he can’t bring himself to do it. Seungmin has wormed his way between Minho’s ribs and wrapped himself around Minho's heart.
He cares about Seungmin, maybe more than he should, and that scares him. Because if he lets himself fall, if he lets himself care too much, he knows there’s no going back.
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or: minho wants nothing more than to divorce seungmin. until they're divorced and all he wants to do is remarry him.Series
- Part 12 of skz-centric angst
- Part 2 of minmin bingo r1
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26 Aug 2024
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Where Kim Seungmin and Lee Minho start dating out of convenience- oh and both are hardcore nerds.
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10 Aug 2024