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River wishes there was a little more action for his last shift of the year, his last shift—finally, finally!—as an F3, but there’s little chance of that with their ambulance bay closed.
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The two of you are in a safehouse in the countryside — countryside means thick beech forest, house means a one-room hunter's cabin, and safe means nothing.
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"Wow, there’s a really big gender discrepancy here,” Shirley squinted at the website, disapproving, “Maybe they should start running diversity schemes to get women into international crime.”
River blinked at her, “That’s your takeaway from ending up on Interpol’s most wanted list? Really?”
She shrugged, "Someone's got to advocate for women in crime. It sure as hell isn't going to be your piece of shit father."My River and Shirley friendship thesis which got out of hand; in which Patrice survives, frames River and Shirley for mass murder, and the slow horses have to untangle the web Frank Harkness has left behind.
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“What are you playing at, Spider?”
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“What are you doing here?”
“Celebrating.” The pop! of the champagne cork is like a gunshot in the twilit office, and Spider laughs. When River looks up, he’s holding the bottle up, pink tongue lapping at the bubbles that spill over the lip and down his knuckles.Series
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For once, Hans Capon, Lord of Pirkstein, is at a complete and utter loss for words.
He squeezes his eyes shut tight. He is a failure. He will die here, alone, unloved, a disgrace upon his family’s name. And Henry will die hating him.
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A retelling of the night Henry leaves for reinforcements.
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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14 May 2025
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Henry opens his mouth and lets Hans press his thumb inside. Hans feels a giddy spool of desire curling in his gut, and…fine. Fuck it. Hans barrels into it. “I want to fuck you and touch you and – and see how much you can take, and how much I can give you. I want you to forget everything but me, and I don’t want you to come until I decide you can.”
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Or: Hans edges Henry and roleplays as a nobleman who knows what he's doing.
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The Arsonist’s Guide to Diplomacy by featherxquill for finerandbonnier
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17 Dec 2024
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When you work for MI-5, there’s always someone trying to set the world on fire.
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“You’ve made it real clear you’re spoilin’ for something,” Rust says, “and in the absence of your usual outlets have decided to take your bullshit out on whatever’s nearby. Now are you meanin’ to turn this into a real fight, or you just needin’ to let off some steam?”
Rust-as-Crash was never something Marty could prepare for.
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15 Aug 2024