maurquez
Bea
Bio
(I haven't changed this bio since I was 14. This is up as a relic. Love you guys and also my cringy, cool as shit 14-year-old self. If you want to read my stories, they're exclusively about sex with inanimate objects.)
A Doc Martens-wearing, middle finger-wielding tornado of assholery. I'm proficient in sneaking Diet Coke into hospitals, miraculously avoiding getting dress coded in shorts and crop tops, and smearing an unforgivable amount of peanut butter on my toast. I love getting people to laugh, and hopefully my stories are awful enough that I'll be able to.