paranoid_alien



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    how...did you tell your friends by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    21 Apr 2016

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    Unfortunately, you don't fancy your brother's suggestion on how to break the news to John...
    There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to just tell him.

    *Now with gorgeous art by the wonderful Polyglotplatypus!*

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    26 May 2026

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    Ontological Paradox by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    17 Jul 2015

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    Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.

    Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Speechless by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    07 Sep 2012

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    It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound.

    And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Spinal Tap by

    Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

    28 Aug 2023

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    Papyrus was fine.

    He got up in the morning. He set traps and puzzles. He was always ready to face the day.

    Then he started remembering things.

    Papyrus was no longer fine.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    White Crayon by

    Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

    19 Nov 2023

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    Despite living in Snowdin for months, Papyrus still feels like an outsider. An invisible barrier stands between him and the sense of community he craves. His brother tells him to be patient, but Papyrus would rather take matters into his own hands.
    Sans tries his best to understand.

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    08 Jul 2025