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“I’m a murderer” he thought to himself. “I could’ve waited for a ship to pass by, but I decided to kill a man.”
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Karkat's luck continuously gets worse and worse. After having a bad week he goes to the beach to clear his mind. Everything just seems to escalate further there. Now he's stuck with a douche, a dagger, and an idiot playing hero.
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Your little brother has his fair share of fits like any other kid. However, they aren't about the same things. In the end, he's still the happiest kid you know.
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- Part 1 of Will you still love me when I'm gone?
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You, John Egbert, have one last wish. You intend to fufill it, even if it's the last thing you do. You find it hard to believe that this may very well be the case. Nevertheless, this was your fault, and you are going to be the one to stop Sburb.
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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Bookmarked by Transtistic (sburb_player)
31 Jan 2023
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After a while of just being post apocalyptic people just eventually have relationship drama and, you know, space pirates and the ever present threat of death. Normal young adult things, you know?
Alternatively a vague meditation on why relationships end and why obsessing over things isn't a great idea.
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Bookmarked by Transtistic (sburb_player)
09 Nov 2022
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Your name is Karkat Vantas.
You are the proud owner of a small but quaint local children’s bookstore called Bookbound, which you have run your entire life. But across and down the street, threatening to put you out of business for good, is the construction site for another installment in a chain of super bookstores owned by the enigmatic Strider brothers and co. You are adamantly convinced you hate the people behind the Strider’s Puppets and Pages bookstore, whoever these assholes are.
Your name is carcinoGeneticist, and you have a mysterious internet penpal, who you have spoken with everyday since you met him in a chatroom almost two weeks ago. He goes by turntechGodhead, and despite not knowing his name or face, you can’t help but eagerly look forward to talking to him. The two of you share rules: no personal information, no business talk, no names. But you think the anonymity adds a certain charm to it all. Sure, you don’t know who he is, but you know he’s funny and charming, and incredibly kind. You’re convinced you’re in love with him, whoever he is.
And then one day he suggests the two of you should finally meet.
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Bookmarked by Transtistic (sburb_player)
09 Nov 2022
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Karkat, broke college student and perpetual outcast, wakes up in a war zone.
Also: Karkat, rebel leader and despised criminal, wakes up in a dorm.
Bookmarked by Transtistic (sburb_player)
19 Sep 2021
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Chosen to serve two separate gods as an infant, Dave Strider has been raised pure and chaste by the temple to await their call. What plans do the God of Wind and Luck and the God of Fire and Virility have in store for him, and will it even be worth the wait?
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- Part 1 of Mixed Blessings AU
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Bookmarked by sburb_player
15 Apr 2014