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Hansol: will you still love me with a shaved head?
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Hansol asks his boyfriend Seungkwan for a haircut.
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“If you’re going to spend all day texting your boyfriends, I’m gonna go,” Yoongi says as he finishes his coffee.
“You mean my roommates.”
“What?”
“You called them my boyfriends. You meant to say roommates.” Namjoon goes back to his phone. He sends back a gif of a kitten popping out of a basket.
Yoongi furrows his eyebrows. “No, I meant your boyfriends.”
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Namjoon has no idea that he's dating the two most beautiful people he's ever met.
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i want it that way by sweetvante for shakespeareandpunk (twomblying)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Jan 2021
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“This is a fucking disaster. My hot, younger boyfriend thinks I’m boring.” Yoongi plops down on the couch next to Namjoon. “I need to do something spicy.”
“Why don’t you try talking to him—”
“Maybe I’ll dye my hair blonde too. Or get a tattoo. Jungkook has tons of those. Or I’ll get a dog or something. That’ll be spicy, right?”
Namjoon rests his hand on Yoongi’s thigh, his voice is low and calm. “Hyung, are you having a gay crisis right now?”
“No.”
“That’s exactly what someone having a gay crisis would say.”
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Jungkook wants to surprise Yoongi with a Backstreet Boys themed noraebang for his birthday. Yoongi thinks something unsavory is going on.
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your friendly neighborhood spiderman by sweetvante for TroublesomeTimes
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Jan 2021
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Namjoon rolls over and starts crawling toward the door on his hands and knees, ducking his head down in fear. He keeps his eyes closed tight as he crawls, until he bumps into the figure standing over the threshold. Namjoon looks up, eyes wide, and sees Yoongi staring down at him.
“Spider?” Yoongi exhales.
Namjoon sits back on his heels and nods.
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Namjoon is scared of spiders. His boyfriend Yoongi saves the day.
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“What’s your name, beautiful?”
“Call me Vante.” He shakes Jimin’s hand, lingering for a moment.
“I’m Jimin, but you can call me anything you want.” Jimin sits in the empty seat next to Taehyung, giggling. “So, what kind of asshole would ditch someone as pretty as you?”
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Taehyung and Jimin find a creative way to ring in the new year.
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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27 Dec 2025
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Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.
The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.
It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.
There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.
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Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.
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Mingyu would crack open his ribcage, cut into his skin, pull out his veins—if someone wanted it from him. He would give it to them, and he would smile as they bruise and leave his body to bleed—because at least he wasn’t selfish. At least he could tell himself, they love what you give. They love that you don’t ask for anything else.
Healing, wanting, unlearning, and loving.
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tender unlearnings of past relationships, gyuhao domesticity and fluff, taking care of each other.
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Being fuck buddies with Wonwoo is easy. At least, it would be if Chan’s cat would just leave him alone.
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12 Dec 2025
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Seungcheol is inexperienced when it comes to boys. Jeonghan wonders what the hell that has to do with him.
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