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He scowled as Hermione continued to chatter excitedly.
"My dear, between your pontificating on the necessity of rubbing butter all over the breasts and thighs and your recounting the enormity of adequate stuffing, I believe I am quite done with listening to the unfortunate fowl's dinner preparations for tonight's otherwise lovely meal."
"But Severus! I wanted to tell you all about my first experience with trussing the turkey and—"
Severus deftly picked up his wife, set her down on the dining table and growled in her ear. "Allow me to demonstrate my method of trussing and stuffing a bird."
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