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Yoongi had always had a weak bladder, and J-Hope knew this. So, when he saw Yoongi fidgeting during a practice, he knew that they only had a few minutes before Yoongi's need would be urgent. The choreographer didn’t let them go to the bathroom unless it was an absolute emergency, and Yoongi was too lazy, or too embarrassed to ask to go to the bathroom.
They finished the current run through the choreography. The next time was being recorded as their dance practice, and would be uploaded on the internet. Yoongi could feel the pressure in his bladder steadily increasing, but he didn’t want to ask. He could just go after the dance finished.
The music started and Yoongi instantly regretted that decision, but he doesn’t let his face show it, lest ARMY’s misinterpret it. It was getting harder and harder for Yoongi to dance, and he sees J-Hope look at him while the camera focuses somewhere else. He ignores him and focuses all of his mind-power and energy on the dance.
That turned out to be a big mistake on his part. He could feel himself leaking. It started off as a small amount dripping, but soon turned to a steady stream. He stopped dancing, and soon the other members turned to look at him. They looked at him right as he gave in. He fell to his knees, a puddle forming around him.
Jin threw his hands over his mouth, Rap Monster looked like he wanted to disappear, V and Jimin looked like they had been there before (though they hadn’t), Jungkook kept trying to ignore the whole thing subtly, and J-Hope looked conflicted between being disappointed and running to help him. In the end he settled for the second option and ran towards Yoongi.
J-Hope fell to his knees, not even caring that the urine soaked into the knees of his pants and threw his arms around Yoongi. Yoongi went slack and hugged J-Hope. That's when a sob rang out through the practice room. Yoongi had started crying, a mix of embarrassment and disgust. “Yoongi,” J-Hope whispered, though the room was so silent everyone heard it. “Why didn’t you go the bathroom? You know that your bladder is weak. Holding it is bad for your health.”
Yoongi didn’t reply. He was still sobbing in J-Hope’s arms. The choreographer let them go to the dorm. J-Hope grabbed his shirt that he had discarded on the floor a few hours prior and tied it around Yoongi’s waist, allowing it to drape over most of the dark spot. They made it to the dorm. Yoongi seemed like he was in shock. J-Hope led Yoongi to Jin and Yoongi’s room. “Yoongi…”
He didn’t reply. “Hyung, you need to change.”
He still didn’t reply or move. “Hyung.”
Nothing. He sighed. “Am I going to have to change your pants for you?”
Even that didn’t rouse any sort of reaction to that. “I’m going to have to, aren’t I.”
He grabbed a pair of Yoongi’s pants. “Hyung...why are you making this difficult.”
J-Hope sighed. He felt like a mom, whose kid had wet themself. If any of the members walked in right now, J-Hope would look like a pervert. He bit his lip and walked out to the main room, where the rest of Bangtan were gathered. They all looked at him as he walked out. “Does anyone know how to get Yoongi to change his pants. He’s just standing there.” Everyone shook their heads. “Great, now I have to change his pants.”
“Why does he need new pants?” V asked.
“It can cause ringworm infection.” Rap Monster supplied.
V's mouth formed an ‘O’ and Jungkook looked like he had been wondering that too, from the way his face lit up for a second. “Anyone want to help me change his pants?”
Nobody volunteered. J-Hope sighed again. He walked back in. Yoongi was still in the same position he had been left in. “Still there?” J-Hope awkwardly started to undo Suga’s pants. “Of course you wore skinny jeans…” He pushed Yoongi’s pants down, a blush prominent on his face. That’s when it dawned on him. Yoongi’s underwear was wet too. J-Hope’s blush grew so much worse. He went back to Yoongi’s stuff and grab the first pair of underwear he found. He bent down and untied Yoongi’s shoes, pulling them off of his feet. J-Hope got Yoongi’s pants off...now just his underwear.
J-Hope went behind him and kept his gaze up as he pushed them to the floor and pulled them off of Yoongi completely. He kept his gaze up as he pulled the clean ones on. He went back to the front and pulled the pants on him, which was extremely difficult. He pushed Yoongi on the bed. The boy fell limp on the bed. J-Hope put the dirty clothes in the washing machine and waited until the blush on his face was minimal before going out again. “That,” he said. “Was extremely difficult.”
“How long do you think he’ll be in the shocked state?” Jin asked.
“I don’t know. I know he’s never reacted like this before.” J-Hope replied.
“You mean he’s wet himself in front of you before?” Jimin asked, bewildered.
“Yea..that’s how I know about his..weak..bladder.”
“Why didn’t he just ask the choreographer?” V asked.
“I don’t know. Either his pride or embarrassment stopped him.”
“Embarrassment? Wouldn’t it be less embarrassing to just ak to go to the bathroom then pee on the floor?” Rap Monster inquired.
“To me, yes. Maybe it isn’t to Yoongi. It must be though. I mean it’s been almost an hour and he probably hasn’t even moved.”
“If he doesn’t move soon we should tell Big Hit, and take him to the hospital.” Jin said matter-of-factly.
Everyone agreed. J-Hope went to check on Yoongi. Yoongi was stood up, looking at his pants with a frown. “Yoongi?” J-Hope said softly.
“What?” Yoongi said just as soft, surprisingly.
“What are you doing?”
“Why did you change my pants?” Yoongi asked.
“Wet pants aren’t good for you and you weren’t moving. We didn’t want you to get ringworm.”
Yoongi looked down and mumbled something that wasn’t clear to J-Hope. “Sorry?”
“I said ‘thank you’.”
“Oh, you’re welcome. Are you okay?”
“Yes.”
“Why didn’t you ask to go to the bathroom?”
“I didn’t think it was bad enough to be urgent until halfway into the dance.”
J-Hope frowned. He walked to Yoongi and hugged him. “Don’t ever scare me like that again.”
Yoongi merely cocked his head in confusion. “Not talking or moving for nearly an hour, though, apparently comprehending your surroundings.”
“Oh, right. Sorry.”
Yoongi hugged J-Hope. J-Hope decided not to mention the fact that Yoongi would have to face the rest of Bangtan sooner or later.