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[Monday, 8:45 pm]
Unknown:
YEET
YEET
YEET
YEET
YEET
YEET
YEET
YEET
YEET
Me:
Whoever the fuck u are
stop blowing up my phone
Unknown:
YEET
YEET
YEET
YEET
Me:
asshole
I’m silencing my phone
[Tuesday, 1:23 pm]
Unknown:
Hello
this is the YEET bastard from yesterday
I just wanna apologize for that
it was a bet
pls don’t hate me
Me:
I am literally a stranger
why do u care if i hate u
Unknown:
I don’t like being hated D’:
Me:
well i don’t hate u
apology accepted
now leave me alone
Unknown:
ok
thank you strange person :D
Me:
you’re welcome?
[Tuesday, 1:56 pm]
Unknown:
wyd
Me:
wtf
I said leave me alone
Unknown:
but I’m booooooored
Me:
and i care because?
Unknown:
Becaaaaause u like me :D
Me:
what no I don’t
Unknown:
well u don’t hate me
we’ve already established that
so wyd ?????
Me:
working
so leave me alone kid
Unknown:
I AM NOT A KID
>:(
Me:
could’ve fooled me
Unknown:
I AM 19
Me:
And I’m 24
so to me you’re a kid
Unknown:
you’re my hyung!
Me:
so ur a dude
Unknown:
yeah
did u think I was a girl?
Me:
idk
I thought u were 12 for a quick second so
life is full of surprises
Unknown:
U THOUGHT I WAS 12 ???
I’M A LIL OFFENDED RN ???
I AM AN ADULT
Me:
an adult who texts YEET to complete strangers
Unknown:
liSTEN
IT WASN’T MY IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE
IT WAS A BET
A B E T
Me:
and yet u still did it
ur a 12 year old trapped in a 19 year old body
Unknown:
I
I want to argue but
Me:
exactly
now goodbye :)
[Tuesday, 9:24 pm]
Unknown:
Hello hyung :D
how are you???
Me:
why do u keep texting me
Unknown:
I need more friends D’:
preferably less shitty ones
Me:
lmao prepare to be disappointed
Unknown:
but you seem nice :D
Me:
when did u get that impression?
literally w h e n
Unknown:
I just have a feeling~
so, hyung
what’s your name?
Me:
my name is unknown :)
Unknown:
hyuuuuung D:
OK I’ll tell u mine first!!!
I’m Jungkook! :D
Me:
ur too trusting kid
ever heard of stranger danger??
Unknown:
but it’s just a name…
D: D: D: D: D:
Me:
i could be a 40 year old hairy pervert for all u know
Unknown:
do u really want me to stop texting u?
because i will, if u asked me to…
I really was just bored…
and it’s been nice talking to you
I wasn’t lying when I said I had shitty friends
You seem nice and I’d like to be your friend…
I’m sorry for bothering u hyung :(
Me:
ugh, u really are too trusting
Yoongi
Unknown:
what?
Me:
That’s my name
Yoongi
Unknown:
:O
:D
It’s nice too meet u Yoongi hyung!
Me:
whatever
it’s nice too meet u too Jungkook