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james potter has added fred weasley, lily potter, hugo granger-weasley, roxanne weasley, and rose granger-weasley to this chat.
james potter has named this chat burrow buds.
james potter has changed his alias to the best™.
the best™: ayyyy new year, new gc
whos ready to fail newts??
fred: meeeeeee!
the best™: ayyy
fred: ayyy
the best™: ayyyyyyyy
fred: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
rose: as much as I hate to interrupt this very eloquent conversation, what exactly is the point of this chat?
if it's for memes, I'm leaving.
the best™: ayyyyyyyyyyYYYyyYYyYyyyYYYYy
omg rosie did u just insult my memes
my memes are aMEMEzing
rose: this sort of melodrama is why I want to leave.
the best™: im honestly so hurt rn
i might sob a lil
brb
fred: look what youve done rose!!!!
rose: sorry
rose granger-weasley has left burrow buds.
the best™ has added rose granger-weasley to burrow buds.
rose: I still don't see any reason to stay in this chat.
the best™: ok but srsly this is for.. idk mass communication with the cousins??
it doesnt rlly gotta have a point??
speaking of which I didnt forget anyone did i
lily: how about your own brother?
the best™: woops
wait nO I DONT OWE ANYTHING TO THAT SLYTEHIRN TRAITOR
lily: it’s been 5 years, james, get over it
the best™: N E V E R
rose granger-weasley has left burrow buds.
the best™: rosie get back here!!
the best™ has added rose granger-weasley to burrow buds.
rose: stop calling me rosie, and I’ll stay in the chat.
the best™: what?? no ofc not
prepstoreous conditions
rose granger-weasley has left burrow buds.
the best™ has added rose granger-weasley to burrow buds.
rose granger-weasley has left burrow buds.
the best™ has added rose granger-weasley to burrow buds.
the best™: ok FINE no rosie for a week
happy?
rose: mildly satisfied, yes.
roxanne: hi everyone! james, I think you forgot to add albus :P
the best™: I DIDNT FORGET TH SSTLYERHERINQIERU SCUM
rose: he’s just salty about the quidditch cup last year.
the best™: UR NOT MUCH BETTER U RAEVNCALW POSIE
AND I HAVE EVRY RIGHT TO BE
MY OWN BROTHER WITH THE SLTYERINS
CATCHNIG THE BLOODY SNITCH FOR THE SELTYHERNs
AIUENYRCWIEORYAOIWYERNXANUOQURENX8WRNN83NUCEAOINXASDOIJWAE
rose: call me any more nicknames and I will leave this chat.
lily: be sirius, james
hugo has added albus potter to burrow buds.
hugo: ur welcome
the best™: SSLYSDLTHLYTHERINNG SCCUUCUCUMMM
lily: stop being a drama queen
the best™: and start what stuyding??
rose: yes? owls and newts literally decide our futures.
if you really want to get into the auror program, you need to pass with flying colors.
the best™: study queen preaches ofc
u kno i was jokin about failing right?
fred: lol mate i wasnt
rose granger-weasley has changed her alias to studyqueen.
studyqueen: being studious is not an insult.
albus: oooook now that ive read everything i can testify that james is indeed very very very salty
not my fault i saw the snitch before u m8
better luck next time
albus potter has changed his alias to the actual best™.
the best™: how do u kick someone out??
studyqueen: you can’t.
the best™: ok i think i found it
wait nvm
merlins underpants
the actual best™: hA
hugo: speaking of underpants aunt ginny is screaming that u need to pack ur clothes
like actually screamin
how r u not hearing her?
the best™: muting charm >:)
roxanne: hey again, everyone! what time does the Hogwarts Express leave? dad forgot again :P
studyqueen: tomorrow, 10:30.
roxanne: k! thx ro <3
studyqueen: np
roxanne: btw, i have high hopes for whatever prank you pull off tomorrow!
the best™: ah yis
fred my mate my partenr in crime
weve got evil plotting to do
fred: flooing in 5
studyqueen: I swear, if I’m the prank recipient, I’m never helping you with essays again.
fred: rosie u wouldnt!!!! D:
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the best™: danggit fred
fred: SRRY
fred has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
fred: ok no pranks, no nicknames
studyqueen: good :)
studyqueen has opened a direct message with anna longbottom.
studyqueen: ugh James started another big group chat.
actually this is kind of fun.
I keep leaving and they’re practically begging me to stay now XD
little do they know, I’ll have zero time for editing their essays anyway.
benefits (?) of being a prefect~
anna: back
haha you like messing with them too much XD
studyqueen: guilty :P
anna: wait is like… everyone in this gc?
studyqueen; yes? all the hogwarts cousins.
anna: omg evil plan surfacing!! add me to the chat
studyqueen: um, k?
studyqueen has added anna longbottom to burrow buds.
anna: hey weasleys, potters!
lily: anna!!
the actual best™: hold up
i thought this was for fam only?
not that u arent cool anna no offense
ur cool
anna: none taken ^^
studyqueen: actually, the name of this chat is burrow buds.
considering Anna was with us all summer, she counts.
the best™: fair point
weclome anna
also i need a new witty name asap
halp
lily: did you have a witty name to begin with?
the best™ has changed his alias to the better best™.
anna: thanks, glad to be here! ^^
the actual best™: well i mean if ROSE’s best mate can be in this chat..
the better best™: wat r u
wait nO NO MORE BLOODY SLTYESLRHNGINSSS
ISTG AL
the actual best™ has added scorpius malfoy to burrow buds.
the better best™: WTF AL
THATS IT IM DISONWING YOU
scorpius: Hey everyone, how’s it going?
One minute, let me read the chat.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™: DO U SEE WAT UVE DONE
anna longbottom has opened a direct message with studyqueen.
anna: why did you leave??
bc of scorpius???
studyqueen: I thought that was obvious?
anna: :(
you ruined my evil plan
studyqueen: … what was your evil plan?
anna: nvm nvm
the better best™ has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
fred: rose pls stay!!
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™ has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
hugo: james..
lily: this is ridiculous
she doesn’t want to be here.
the better best™: shHHHHHHH
THINK OF THE ESASYS PPL
the better best™ has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™ has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™ has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™ has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
the better best™: ok rose we want u to stay
what do we have to do??
studyqueen: remove malfoy.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™: U HEARD HER GET OUT
the actual best™: thats hardly fair -_-
scorpius malfoy has changed his alias to hugo granger-weasley.
hugo granger-weasley has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
hugo: wtf???
hugo: Hi sis, Malfoy left the chat!
hugo: ????????????
studyqueen: poor try.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™: ok scorp its officaily ur job to get rosi back
if u dont well peer pressure u til u leav
hugo: Is it really so important that she remains in this chat?
This seems like an excuse to maintain divdes between the houses.
the better best™: nah
hugo: malfoy pls change ur name
hugo granger-weasley has changed his alias to ferret spawn.
ferret spawn has added studyqueen to burrow buds.
ferret spawn: I’ll keep this name until you leave this chat.
studyqueen: …
fine. I'm doing this for anna and roxy though.
ferret spawn: Thanks, Rosie.
studyqueen has left burrow buds.
the better best™: MERLIN MALFOY I THOUHGT U READ THE CHAT