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Kagari Atsuko added Lotte Yanson to study chat!!!!
Kagari Atsuko added Sucy Manbavaran to study chat!!!!
Lotte Yanson
akko? what's this?
Kagari Atsuko added Jasminka Antonenko to study chat!!!!
Kagari Atsuko added Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger to study chat!!!!
Kagari Atsuko changed Kagari Atsuko to akko!!!
akko!!!
remember how i saw you do your thingy with the thingy and i was like “woah how u do that!!!”
and then i thought woah we should totally make a groupchat!!!
Lotte Yanson
what
akko!!!
you were chatting with greatben810!!!!
and i was like “wouldnt it be cool to have a groupchat” the next day
and we were talking about it with the others and you said a studying group chat would be nice!
Lotte Yanson
ahhhhhh
it was a while ago, but yes i remember
Sucy Manbavaran
I doubt any actual studying will get done here. What's this actually for, akko?
akko!!! changed Lotte Yanson to $LOTTEry$
$LOTTEry$
akko
$LOTTEry$ changed $LOTTEry$ to lotte
lotte
that's better
akko!!!
:(
lotte changed Sucy Manbavaran to sucy
lotte changed Jasminka Antonenko to jasminka
lotte changed Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger to conse
akko!!!
but i had some really great nicknames lotte!!!
lotte
this is a study chat akko…. im just making it easier by shortening it to their first names.
your nicknames are too long and complicated.
jasminka
Hello!
conse
hi
tf is this
akko!!!
hey guys!!!
sucy
So we have to be around akkos extraness even when shes not in front of us
akko!!!
YES ISNT IT BEAUTIFUL SUCY
wait i think im forgetting someone
oh right
akko!!! added Amanda O’Neil to study chat!!!!
Amanda O’Neil
ayyyeee lmao
i see i was added last akko
snake
Amanda O’Neil changed Amanda O’Neil to amanda
amanda
so were all sticking to our regular names i see
no nicknames
thot akko wouldve done something by now
akko!!!
i tried!!!
but lotte wouldnt let me
lotte
its a study group chat, guys…
speaking of which, did any of you understand the rapid deformation portion of today's metamorphosis class?
amanda
shiiiiit man
when u said studying
i didnt realize you meant like studying
lotte
what…. did you think i meant,,,
amanda
obvi we're gonna tell each other abt our days
spill some tea
share our hoe stories
akko!!!
ohhh yeah ive heard a certain someone in this chat has some good hoe stories
name rhymes w rasminka
lotte
guys…
jasminka
*zipper face emoji*
Another time, friends
I think lotte has something to say!
lotte
thanks jasminka!
so anyways, back to metamorphosis
akko!!!
meta WHAT phosis
amanda
so anyway who's gay here
lotte
amanda,
amanda
and by gay i just mean loving girls
so my bis and my pans can raise their hands
akko!!!
bars?!?!
amanda
im american ofc i have bars
akko!!!
ohhh whats your rap name???
amanda
hmmm
lil manda
akko!!!
OHHHH
amanda
lil mandas mixtape coming this june
lotte
uh, back to metamorphosis
amanda
back to whos gay
ive had my suspicions but i wanna confirm
jasminka
Im bi amanda but you knew that!
constanze
i love women
sucy
I like girls i guess?
amanda
“i guess”
akko!!!
hey now we know all sucy’s too invested in her shrooms to be committed to anything
amanda
shit u rite
sucy
I cant even really argue with that
akko!!!
anyways
one time i thought i was straight but then a cute girl smiled at me and i was like “uh hmmm maybe not”
i mean i think boys are cute too!!! like andrew, andrew is a pretty boy but. girls are really something else.
what about YOU amanda????
are u gay???
amanda
akko r u
r u fuckin w me rn
akko!!!
idk
amanda
im a fuckinf lesbian
i literally have walked into ur room
in my big shirt
that says “im a lesbian”
akko!!!
how was i supposed to know what that meant
amanda
…..
lotte uve been awfully silent
lotte
i'm just wondering why i ever expected us to actually use this academically
but if you're wondering,
i’m pansexual. i just didn't know if it was worth mentioning because i'm kinda almost dating a boy?
amanda
yo if u like girls u like girls
ur thing w franky boy doesnt negate that
lotte
hmmm
thanks amanda :)
amanda
yah np
akko!!!
heh
it doesn't neGAYte that
amanda
shut up akko
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lotte >>>>> study chat!!!
lotte
so i'm actually having a hard time with our magical theory class today… can i ask anyone for help and expect some?
akko!!!
so who else do you think is gay at this school???
lotte
of course not
amanda
*shrug emoji* sorry lotte but the gay never stops
if anything this has become a chat full of wlw
akko!!!
chat full of whatty???
lotte
i’m sorry but akko just said “woo-lah-wuh?” out loud and it was very cute
jasminka
!!!
I've also heard that term before, whats it mean exactly amanda?
amanda
lol
it means women loving women so like
us
the Sapphics
akko!!!
ohhhHHHH
akko!!! changed study chat!!! to Luna Nova Sapphics™
lotte
*sigh*
well at least we're acknowledging this isn’t for studying anymore.
sucy
How long did that even last for? A day?
lotte
not even, probably
amanda
akko the “™” is a nice touch
and cheer up lotte we can still occasionally study w this
i promise
lotte
really? because our magical philosophy lesson was giving me such a hard time today, and i'd love to discuss it with someone
amanda
maybe not rn
lotte
:/
of course not.
amanda
sorry but now that akkos mentioned it this question has just been BURNING me up forever plus im stupid so i cant really help ya out
so anyways. any details, ideas, suspicions of other gays?
sucy
Honestly are there even any straight girls in this school?
conse
no
lotte
i feel like, statistically, yes , but i really can't imagine who.
akko!!!
same girls are perf
but when andrew came a lot of girls were fawning over him!!!
like hannah and barbara!
OHHH WAIT they might be our straight girls
lotte
they're dating, akko.
akko!!!
…..huh.
well i guess that just goes to show that just bc girls are fawning over andrew doesn't mean they're straight.
amanda
thats some wild relationship goals right there
tbh the only ppl who seemed unaffected were me and diana
akko!!!
hmm, well…..
waaaait DIANA
now that you mention her...
could she be our straighty???
lotte
… honestly akko, you could be right.
jasminka
Im 99% sure diana is straight
conse
probs
amanda
heh
akko!!!
oh yea most definitely i get like. 0 vibes from her ever???
its almost a shame
i mean shes a jerk and all
but still. v pretty
sucy
I mean amanda and diana made out once. I'm not sure how straight that is.
akko!!!
AMANDA AND DIANA WHAT
lotte
WHAT
jasminka
:0
conse
bitch
amanda
lmao
akko!!!
LMAO?!??
SUCY JUST DROPPED THIS BOMBSHELL AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
IS LMAO????!???
NOT EVEN ANY DENIAL
amanda
i mean like its tru tho
hey my dudes whered u all go
lotte
i’m just… unsure of what to say.
sucy is laughing quietly to herself. i think she's enjoying this too much.
um, akko is staring at the wall. she looks pretty rough.
i think you may have broke her?
amanda
shes prolly just jealous ive kissed diana and she hasnt
akko!!!
um exCUSE ME
why on earth would i be jealous of that??!??
im just sorry that i have a friend who had to do that!!!!
idk if ill be able to look you in the eyes after learning this, amanda
amanda
uh huh keep telling urself that
also i didnt “‘have”” to do anything lol
im sure ur all curious abt how this happened
akko!!!
yes
jasminka
yes
conse is nodding
lotte
yes
amanda
damn even lotte
didnt take u for the gossip type
lotte
i read nightfall, amanda.
amanda
tru
conse
hurry bitch
amanda
damn can i breathe conse?
conse
choke
amanda
brutal
so anyway
u all know diana and i rlly cant stand each other
and not even like in the akko/diana way where we're secretly in love and its prolly gonna end up in us settling our differences and getting married
akko!!!
um not even in the what way
amanda
so i was out after hours practicing some real sweet tricks u know
bc a girls gotta practice some real sweet tricks
and then diana…….. this bitch gonna come out of literally nowhere and be all “u cant be out after hours ill give u a punishment” and me being a lesbian said 2 her “didnt take u for the kinky type diana”
and diana got all huffy like she usually does and we started yelling and yanno there's already enough sexual tension as it is
so we got close and then bada bing bada boom next thing u know we kissin
or “snogging” as diana calls it
and sucy saw the whole thing somehow idk
lotte
oh my word
conse
akko!!!
oh ohhhh my god hfsjamsmak
im so
i cant believe you made out with my mortal enemy
with OUR mortal enemy
at least it was a one time thing…. she was probably a HORRIBLE kisser and i hope you learned your lesson
jasminka
Oh wow amanda!!! is that where you've been disappearing off to lately?
akko!!!
IT WASNT A ONE TIME THING???
amanda
yes and no jasminka
my main purpose is ofc to practice tricks but if i happen to run into diana the making out thing is an added bonus
as much as i hate that girl shes a v good kisser
and it keeps me from getting in trouble
sucy
And you called jasminka the hoe.
jasminka
!!!!!
lotte
um, this is… quite a lot to take in, honestly
amanda
i figured lol
speaking of which hows our akko doing
lotte
she's pacing around the room, mumbling to herself
sucy
I'm pretty sure she just said “I'm gonna confront her myself”
amanda
haha
wait what
lotte
OH NO
sucy
Akko just ran out screaming for Diana
conse
rip lmao
amanda
WHAT
FUCK
WHERE DID SHE RUN OFF TO THIS IS TERRIBLE
sucy
Idk???? In the general direction of the common room
amanda
FUCK