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It just started as playful bantering. That's all it was, or at least that’s what J-Hope had thought anyway. How was he supposed to know that Tae Tae would be so hell-bent on revenge as to go to such lengths as this? He stared down at his phone in horror when the noises didn’t stop coming from it and he scrambled to shut it off, only succeeding in dropping his phone. When he had finally composed himself enough to successfully turn off his phone he looked up at his bandmates in horror.
He took a moment to reflect on how he had gotten here. Surrounded by his closest friends who just got to hear what his boyfriend sounded like moaning his name and orgasming loudly. Now all his friends knew what Yoongi sounded like in bed. I mean the thought didn’t irk J-Hope as much as the thought of what Yoongi would do when he found out that all the other members now know what him screaming “Hoeseok!” sounds like. Nope, he would not be happy. Not one bit. And he would probably deprive J-Hope of sex and cuddles for the next couple months. That was the part that irked Hoseok the most. Nobody messes with his cuddles!
He looked up to see the others reactions. Seokjin’s face was bright red as if he were as embarrassed as he was in this moment. Namjoon looked as equally disturbed as he was impressed (and Hobi didn’t really understand that reaction but then again he didn’t understand much of what Namjoon thought sometimes.) Jungkook looked down at his feet guiltily and wouldn’t meet his eyes, while Jimin was staring at him, tears threatening to spill as his eyes practically screamed “I didn’t want to help cause this! Please don’t hate me!” And then there was Tae. Tae was standing there, arms folded, trying to act smug but failing as a huge shit eating grin split his features open screaming mischief and pride.
He had a grin, that was until a very grumpy looking Min Yoongi walked into the room. “Hoseok, did you know that having a phone means you’re supposed to answer it! Especially when it’s your boyfriend wanting your help to car-Whats going on.” Yoongi snapped as he realized that everyone was staring at him with wide eyes and terrified looks. Tae’s face fell and Jimin quickly stepped forward and exclaimed, “Well uh, it all started a couple of days ago, at that interview. Then he shot into the story before anyone objected.
Three Days Prior
They had all been pretty hyped for the interview. They usually were because they loved getting to see and interact with ARMY. It was one of their favorite things about being idols. Especially J-Hope’s.
At this particular building they were at, there were seven chairs, but one was spread out a little farther than the others, looking almost isolated. Hobi sat in that chair, with full intentions of making a fool out of himself by using the wheels attached to the bottom of it to join his companions at the start of the event. Before he could act out his intentions he heard Taehyung’s voice pipe up. “Hobi Hyung I didn’t know you were sitting by all of your fans,” Tae joked. “Actually Tae I’m sitting by all your parts in Cypher.”
J-Hope grinned at his witty comeback and laughed when he saw Yoongi spit his water out as a reaction to what he had just witnessed, while Jimin doubled over from laughter. V, on the other hand, looked triggered. “Tae Tae I’m just poking fun, you know that,” J-Hope said, trying to redeem himself.” “It’s fine Hobi,” Tae said, narrowing his eyes. “I’ll remember what you said. I’m already plotting my revenge.” Hoseok just chuckled lightheartedly. He highly doubted he couldn’t handle anything Taehyung could throw at him. I mean what’s the worst he could do?
Poor Hoseok had no idea.
The rest of the interview went by in a blur. It was great all in all and he loved answering ARMY’s questions. Even though he thought some of them were a bit weird. He’d never say that out loud though, he loves ARMY to much to ever say something that may offend any of them in any way. And besides, he thought with a chuckle to himself, Tae is weird and we still keep him around. They even got a couple dares thrown in there. One asking for a Sope duet to which Hoseok ecstatically obliged, enjoying every second of getting to act stupid with his boyfriend on television.
After the interview, they had all went out to eat dinner. Dinner was great too. Especially when Yoongi didn’t try and maim him when he started playing footsies with him under the table. In fact, Yoongi even obliged him. Which meant Yoongi was in a really good mood. Such a good mood that J-Hope suspected he might get to play all lot more than just footsies with the other when they got home.
But to add to his delight they ended up getting ice cream before heading home. So yeah, with so many great things happening at the time Hoseok didn’t really stop to think about Tae and his threat of revenge. In fact, when they got home it was the farthest thing from his mind and that may or may not have been because of a certain light-haired rapper. So all in all Hobi chalked it up to be one hell of a good day, with an even better night.
The next morning Hoseok got up early, careful not to disturb his sleeping boyfriend. He immediately holed himself up in Hope World to work on his long-awaited for mixtape. He was dead set on making it perfect for ARMY. He had put so much work into it already but he still didn’t think it was good enough. He hadn’t really shown any of its content to anyone. Not even Yoongi. He was gonna get this right on his own, he swore to himself and ARMY.
Unbeknownst to Hoseok, as he slaved away at his mixtape Taehyung had already set his plan for revenge into motion. It had started with recruiting. If he was really gonna get Hobi back he was gonna need some help. And who better than to ask (con) to help him than the rest of the Maknae line? He figured Jungkook was the best place to start. If he could somehow rope Kook into helping him he was sure Jiminie would follow.
“Juuuuunnnnnngggggkkkooook,” Tae sang out as he barged into the maknae’s room without caring to knock. He couldn’t help but laugh as he watched Jimin jump in surprise and fall out of the chair he was straddling Jungkook in. He landed with a loud thud on the ground and groaned. “The fuck Tae?! Knock on the door you dick,” Jungkook exclaimed grumpily. Taehyung’s reply was instantaneous. “Lock the door when you’re trying to get some and you would have this problem.
Jimin laughed from his place on the floor. This earned him a kick in the shin from his flustered boyfriend. “What do ya want Tae we were kinda busy?” “Well”, he began. Taehyung spent the next ten minutes explaining his plan to get back at Hobi. He made sure to include lots of dramatic hand gestures for the effect of it.
“No. No way in hell are we helping you Tae,” Jungkook began. “This sounds like it will only end in a hyung issued death sentence and I’m not up for dying before I reach thirty. But thanks for the offer. Now go away, I’ve got stuff to do.” “Jiminie is always on your To Do list, Kook.” He’ll still be there when we’re done I promise. And besides, if you don’t help me then I’ll have no choice but to tell Yoongi hyung who spilled water on his laptop,” Tae said.
Jimin jumped up from where he had been laying on the floor. “Fuck Kookie he’ll kill me! I’m not ready to die,” Jimin exclaimed, pleading with his eyes in an attempt to get him to agree. “Sorry babe sounds like a personal problem. “I’ll remember that the next time you have a “personal problem” and want my help babe,” Jimin replied, putting emphasis on the personal problem part. Then he leaned down and whispered something in Jungkook’s ear. Taehyung watched as Jungkook’s eyes lit up mischievously at whatever Jimin was telling him.
“Okay we’re in,” Kook said, finally agreeing. “Jiminie, what did you bribe him with,” Tae asked almost not wanting to know. “Well I basically promised him my ability to sit down properly for the next month,” Jimin muttered under his breath. “ Just know that you owe me and my ass Tae Tae.” “Yep!” Jungkook said gleefully as he ushered Tae out of the door.
The following day they carried out Tae’s “Master Plan” or “Disaster Plan” as Jungkook called it. Jimin went into Hoseok’s room to distract him, Jungkook accompanying him only to grab Hobi’s phone and leave without causing suspicion.
At first, Tae had only intended on finding some embarrassing selfies of hoseok or maybe his porn stash, but what he found was sooo much better. In Hoseok’s camera roll there sat a video of Yoongi and boy was it dirty. “Kook can you edit this into a ringtone?” “Tae that's borderline cruel but I can,” Jungkook replied. Taehyung’s smiled his signature boxy smile as he watched Jungkook do the deed and slip the phone back into Hoseok’s room.
And so that's how they had all ended up where they were now. With Yoongi’s face bright red, either from embarrassment or anger. If Hoseok had to guess it was probably a little both. Everyone sat in silence waiting for him to explode. What happened next was probably scarier. “Hoseok,” he began through gritted teeth. “My room now!” Taehyung laughed at this.
Yoongi turned around, pointing a Tae. “You’re not off the hook either kid,” he growled out. “I’m choosing to not hold Jimin and Jungkook responsible for your stupidity so be thankful!” And with that, a very pissed off Min Yoongi grabbed his scared shitless boyfriend and all but dragged him to his room.