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bi bi baby blue has added pig, allursbian, THE INCREDIBLE HUNK, hi i’m space d(e)ad, move im gay and its matt man to the chat!
bi bi baby blue has named the chat ‘ROAD WORK AHEAD???????’
its matt man: UH
allursbian: Y E A H
pig: I SURE HOPE IT DOES
move im gay: who the ufkc
move im gay: FUCK fuck
hi i’m space d(e)ad: ufkc
move im gay: Die
bi bi baby blue: dont tell people to die keith smh thats CYBERBULLYING
move im gay: oh its you. you made this chat didnt you
bi bi baby blue: literally scroll up dumbass ofc i did
pig: listen guys i know yall are showing your undying love for each other rn
move im gay: WE’RE NOT FUCK OFF
pig: but can i just take a minute to acknowledge how fucking dumb my brother is
its matt man: im right here
pig: nice. when do you want me to start the powerpoint
hi i’m space d(e)ad: Pidge stop being rude you gremlin
pig: IM NOT BEING RUDE HES A LITERAL DUMBASS
THE INCREDIBLE HUNK: srry im late!!!!! but whatd he do
bi bi baby blue: look guys god arrived
THE INCREDIBLE HUNK: really? thats ironic cause you’ve been here the whole time
bi bi baby blue: aw SHUCKS
pig: fuck off im telling a story this is MY channel
pig: anyways so dad ordered pizza and matt was like “oh nice” and he took a slice and started watching victorious, like the episode where cat that pastel wendys lookin ass aka ariana grande 2011 version keeps buying shit from a catalog, and she took becks pizza and put it in a blender and it turned it into a juice i was like “you should do that” to matt and he was like “good idea” and im like WTF WAIT NO YOU DUMBASS I WAS JOKING and he just did it and the blender fucking exploded and dad left with mom like when the pizza arrived bc theyre going to a party for moms friend or whatever and now there’s a destroyed blender with liquid pizza everywhere
move im gay: I LEAVE FOR 2 MINUTES AND I COME BACK TO THIS WHAT THE FUCK
its matt man: ive been exposed
bi bi baby blue: WJSHGFTGTSFGSDHJJDSHJK?????
hi i’m space d(e)ad: matt what the fuck you’re starting college in 3 days how am i supposed to put up with you if youre doing this shit
hi i’m space d(e)ad: im gonna break up with you i s2g ill be like “haha no i never met this kid in my life”
its matt man: SHE SUGGESTED IT ITS NOT MY FAULT
pig: i was JOKING WHY WOULD I EVER BE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT
allursbian: so ive been sitting here laughing since that message was sent and im so fucking scared but its hilarious at the same time
move im gay: moral of the story: dont give matt pizza or blenders. hell just dont give him both
its matt man: well i cant clean this mess up so im going to force pidge to help me brb
pig: wait what
pig: NO
pig: WAIT MATT NJDGFSTGHSDYSDTFRSGYUSDHSTDYHJSDKSUDK;L;NO
bi bi baby blue: what have i created
move im gay: what satan would have created if he was here
bi bi baby blue: oh keith youre already here you silly goose
move im gay: fuck you
allursbian: gay
move im gay: LEAVE ME ALO;NE