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Deku added ~sparkles~, Alien Meme, +16 others to Class 1-A
Deku: Hey everyone! I decided to make a group chat with everyone so its easier and faster to communicate!
Uravity: good idea deku!! ^^
Combustion Man: 1) fuck u 2) fuck this chat 3) fuck this class. bye
Combustion Man has left the chat
Mr. Steal yo girl: lol hold up bakugo is ur username an avatar reference
Mr. Steal yo girl: shit wait
Mr. Steal yo girl added Combustion Man
Combustion Man: what the fuck do u want I don't wanna be in ur dumb ass chat
Mr. Steal yo girl: u can go only after answering this one question
Combustion Man: make it quick before ur brain short circuits
Mr. Steal yo girl: ,,,,how do u feel about zukos redemption arc u nerd
Combustion Man: fuck off u pokemon reject its a good fucking show
Combustion Man: and ur the one who noticed the reference so whos the nerd here numbnuts
Mr. Steal yo girl: still u lol
Combustion Man: I wont hesitate bitch
Alien Meme: R-Rebecca!! Its not what u think!!
Combustion Man: fuck u too, specifically
Alien Meme: Not w that attitude
Combustion Man: what
Alien Meme: what
Tenya Iida: Please, respect Midoriya’s chat and refrain from suggestive and derogatory language.
Combustion Man: f u c k y o u
John Cena: bakugo pls ur gonna disturb the baby
Combustion Man: Iidas not a fucking baby
John Cena: i meant me but ok lmao
Mr. Steal yo girl: whomst the fucks username is john cena
Mr. Steal yo girl: gdi hagekure is that u
John Cena: U CANT SEE ME
Edgelord pt.2: Everyday we stray further from god.
Pepe: I know Jiro is Edgelord, but who is Edgelord pt.2?
Edgelord pt.2: I am an enigma, I stand in the shadows, watching… waiting.
Edgelord: Its Tokoyami
Edgelord pt.2: t(- n -)t
Pepe: lol
John Cena: lol
Mr. Steal yo girl: lol
Alien Meme: lol
Bromance me: lol
Mr. Steal yo girl: kirishima ur username is gay
Bromance me: Its not gay if its with ur bro
Mr. Steal yo girl: is that what bakugo told u
Combustion Man: … :^)
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Lesbihonest: Ok why the hell did I just hear explosions
Duct Tape: Scroll up for a wild ride
Deku: ...I really didnt mean for this chat to blow up so quickly
Uravity: Too late to take it back now (ó﹏ò｡)
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Lesbihonest: Bakugo has been subdued. Try not to poke the bear guys
Icy hot: How
Lesbihonest: How what??
Icy hot: How did you subdue him? I need to know. For… Science.
Deku: I would also like to know, for science
Lesbihonest: Lol pm me
Tenya Iida: Yaoyorozu, please assure me that you did not physically harm Bakugo.
Lesbihonest: Define ‘physical harm’
Bromance me: she made a bat and knocked his lights out it was p brutal
Mr. Steal yo girl: best sneak attack ive ever seen tbh
Bromance: side note but kami why is ur username ‘mr steal yo girl’ rnt u gay
Mr. Steal yo girl: no
Duct Tape: yes
Mr. Steal yo girl: gdi sero
Mr. Steal yo girl: im not gay
Mr. Steal yo girl: im bi
Mr. Steal yo girl: ur the gay one here
Bromance: u say that like im the only one
Mr. Steal yo girl: ????????
Bromance me: i mean im not gonna out anybody buuuuut
Alien Meme: Can I get uhhhhhhpublic outing
Lesbihonest: I don't think I can get more public
Pepe: same
Edgelord: same
Mr. Steal yo girl: Jiro u too???????
Edgelord: im literally dating momo
Pepe: One of us, one of us
Mr. Steal yo girl: are all the girls gay?????
Pepe: Yes
Lesbihonest: Yes
Edgelord: yes
Uravity: ...yes
John Cena: nah
Kangaroo Jack: Oh thank god
John Cena: lol luh u boo
Mr. Steal yo girl: jeez I knew all the dudes were gay but the girls too?
Uravity: Im sure not ALL the boys are gay? Bakugo isnt?
Combustion Man: I think the fuck not u trick ass bitch
Uravity: ( ;ﾟдﾟ)
Uravity: Well how about Todoroki? He’s not gay
Lesbihonest: Honey you got a big storm comin
Uravity: ⊂(⊙д⊙)つ
Mr. Steal yo girl: now u know how I feel
Deku: Wait Todoroki is gay????????????
Icy hot: Thanks guys
Bromance me: guyssssss no outing people thats so lame
Tenya Iida: I would like to make several announcements.
Alien Meme: this oughta be good lmao
Tenya Iida: First, once again, PLEASE respect Midoriya’s chat and avoid foul language. That applies to you too, Bakugo.
Combustion Man: suck a fuck shitwad
Tenya Iida: .....Second, and most importantly: I, am straight. I like girls. Females only. I am attracted to women.
John Cena: did
John Cena: did Iida just come out as straight
Alien Meme: LMAO
Deku: omg?
Uravity: /･_･ヾ＼
Pepe: Im screaming
Tenya Iida: What? Everyone was stating their sexualities, so I thought I should state my own.
Uravity: Iida no..
Kangaroo Jack: What did I walk into
Alien Meme: welcome to the shit show, admission is free n drinks r on me
Pepe: wow, poetic
Alien Meme: ;)))
Alien Meme changed the chat name to Welcome to the shit show
Deku: Appropriate, honestly
Mr. Steal yo girl: hell yeah Deku approved
Tenya Iida: -_-
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Edgelord pt.2: I’m right aren't I guys?
Edgelord: u are not
Edgelord pt.2: I am, right everyone?
Deku: I don't know what youre talking about but sure
Lesbihonest: Deku its over something stupid ignore them
Edgelord: It’s not stupid
Edgelord: It’s lies and slander
Deku: ???
Edgelord pt.2: Jiro is trying to say MCR isn't timeless and immortal.
Edgelord: Because theyre lame and their music is dead
Edgelord pt.2: But they live on, in our hearts.
Edgelord: False
Deku: Whos MCR?????
Edgelord pt.2: Oh, Midoriya. Poor, sweet, Midoriya. They are legends.
Edgelord: False
Deku: Oh
Deku -> Uravity
Deku: He hasnt said anything in the chat in a while :(
Uravity: Im sure hes just busy
Deku: Oh god what if I embarrassed him too much??? I shouldnt have just said that in the chat. If I wanted to know I couldve just asked him in person. Or even over private message. That was so insensitive of me, why couldnt I just think it through before I said something? And to top it off, in front of all our classmates. He probably hates me now. Id hate me right now, I mean come on
Deku is typing…
Deku is typing…
Uravity: Deku! Pull yourself together!
Uravity: Hes a big boy, i’m positive he’s over it by now
Uravity: And even if he is still embarrassed, he’s more than likely not mad at you
Deku: I hope youre right
Deku: Im gonna go to bed, and avoid checking the chat till tomorrow
Uravity: Ok! Goodnight
Deku: Goodnight