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esidisi ScreBM. why joseph not love him???? stinky wamuu gets everything.
wedign ceremony has begun adn esidisi is CRY. sso is SHIZAAAAAA. THEY CRY TOGETHA.
'oh ssshizzaaaaaaaaaa u are the onley one who understands meh' esidisi weeps brokenly. SHIZA pat his shoulder and sob.
'jojooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' they scream together.
wamuu glare. 'staph ruinin mah wedign!!!'
joseph don care. he jst wanna get mmarried aleready.
' oh wamuu i lov u sooooooo much!!!' he sob happy, sending heart eyes at wamuu.
caesar starto SCREECHN and run out of ceremony. esidisi go wit him. for moral supports u kno??
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ceremony is ovr!! now wamuu's waifu is joseph. but wher is brotha esidisi and SHIZAAAAAAAAAA?
oh. there they are. they makin out hhhhhhmnm. sexah.
jojo cry. 'this my weddign day!! go do nasties somewhere ELSE!!!' wamuu hold him close.
'congradulation bruddah. gib him ya weddign ring of ddeath' so esidisi, he gib SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he weddign ring of ddeath!!!! they gon be marriage!
THE ENDDDD