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“Hey, baby girl. You know why I’m here?”
“Because you missed me so much you couldn’t breathe?”
“You know I did. Not why I’m here, though.”
“Your boyfriend asked you to get some cookies for him? Aw, that’s cute. But I already told him, those are for Hotch.”
“First, Reid’s not my boyfriend. Second, he didn’t ask, he just… looked at me with those eyes and said he saw cookies in your office. And third, Hotch said he—”
“No. Third, you want him to be your boyfriend and that’s why you’re really here. And fourth, he wants you to be—”
“Just give me a couple of cookies. Please?”
“Fine. But once you two get together, I demand pictures. Lots.”
“Two cookies, two pictures.”
“Just… take the whole box.”