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Titmaster Supreme™ created a group chat.
Titmaster Supreme™ added kenma, (die)rector, recorder maestro, ak, kuchi gang, creampuff, and shitabu to the group chat.
Titmaster Supreme™ changed the group name to cool boyz.
kenma wow it's been ten seconds and i already want to die
kenma left "cool boyz".
recorder maestro okay but what if we just not add him back
yall wanna see my sick recorder skills
(die)rector wait are you even a captain tora
isnt kenma the captain
why are you here
recorder maestro uhhhhh nekoma captain machine Broke
plus im terushima's only friend
Titmaster Supreme™ you wanna Go B e c k y
recorder maestro r-rebecca its not what you think
Titmaster Supreme™ jokes on you i dont even think at all
i wont hesitate betch *pew*
ak Rest in peace Yamamoto Taketora.
He was a young and simple boy.
We will deeply miss him.
record maestro added kenma to "cool boyz".
kenma i seriously want to die this isnt a joke anymore
please let me out of this hell
where's shouyou hes my only happiness in lifeHELLO YUUJI WHYD OU BLOCK ME
HE B L O C K E D ME
STOP ACTING LIKE IM DEAD
ak Sometimes at night we can continue to hear the screams of the poor young man.
Titmaster Supreme™ cmon kens it's only been like three minutes!!
we need to cooperate and get along w each other!!!!!
kuchi gang i hope you know that inter high season will ruin that #FreeTora
Titmaster Supreme™ pls dont crush my dreams as i am just a simple farm boy
shitabu fuck you that's my line
plus i have a horse
her name's penelope
creampuff i hope penelope chokes on a stack of hay
plus thats not your line
its your dads
nobody cares about your horses yeehaw boy
kuchi gang changed shitabu's name to yeehaw boy.
kuchi gang uwu ✿ im just doing gods work
yeehaw boy go go lets go lets go kill kenji
kuchi gang OWO ✿
creampuff ha gay
yeehaw boy stop i'll sue you
you owe me like twenty cents now
kuchi gang y o u r e g o n n a h a v e t o k i l l m e f o r i t
guys where's ennoshita i think we spooked him
(die)rector im still here reading this in a supply closet
wearing ryu's jacket
its so warm
creampuff ha gay
thats so gay
gay
yeehaw boy but arent you still dating that kyoutani guy?? dumb whore
creampuff hey only kyo calls me a whore okay
ak You're eighteen, stop exposing your kinks.
kenma changed the group name to golden gaytimes.
creampuff left "golden gaytimes".
Yahaba stares at his phone for his moment, and then places it in his bag.
I'm so gay. Gay gay gay.
Kyoutani appears from the background and gives him a hug from behind.
But I'm fine with that.