Archive of Our Own

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“Omanyte the Spiral Pokemon Omanyte lived in the seas of antiquity its fossil has been found being bite marks from Archeops so apparently Archeops prayed on it” Rotom Dex said.

Jack referred to Omanyte as Lord Helix Dean had no clue what that meant.

Omanyte would train by using Mud Shot to hit targets.

Dean got hit once and Sam called him mud man after that.

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Dean knew better then to poke a sleeping Omastar but there he was wrapped in Omastar’s tentacles.

“Omastar the Spiral Pokemon it wraps its prey in its tentacles to immobilize them and then finishes them off with its sharp fangs” Rotom Dex said.

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“Kabuto the Shellfish Pokemon this Pokemon thrived 300 million years ago it’s said that living specimen can still be seen in a certain region-a rare sight” Rotom Dex explains.

Dean came home to find Kabuto everywhere in the bunker.

It was like Shell Shock all over again.

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“Kabutops the Shellfish Pokemon with sharp claws this ferocious ancient Pokemon rips apart prey and sucks their body fluid” Rotom Dex said.

Okay so don’t mess with Kabutops or challenge it to a race.

“It swims at speeds of roughly 29 knots quickly closing in on its prey and slashing into them with its scythes to finish them off” Rotom said.

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“Aerodactyl the Fossil Pokemon this vicious Pokemon is said to have flown in the ancient skies while shrieking high-pitched cries” Rotom explained.

Aerodactyl was flying around the bunker shrieking probably because Jack wasn’t home yet.

Dean put in his ear plugs and hoped Jack would get home soon.

“A Pokemon from the age of the dinosaurs it used its sawlike fangs to shred its prey before eating them” Rotom said.

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Dean had no clue what Lileep was “ Lileep the Sea Lily Pokemon in ancient times it had lived in warm seas it disguised itself as seaweed to ambush its prey and devoured them whole when they got close” Rotom explained and now Dean didn’t want to know.

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Dean didn’t know what to think of Cradily what even was it.

“Cadily the Barnacle Pokemon this carnivorous Pokemon lived in primordial seas it catches prey in its eight tentacles and dissolves them with digestive fluid as it eats” Rotom explained.

Another Pokemon to avoid at all costs.

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Dean really wanted to know where Jack got all these Pokemon from.

“Anorith the Old Shrimp Pokemon this is one kind of Primeval bug Pokemon with eight wings it could apparently swim a lot faster than you’d expect” Rotom said.

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Dean saw a giant … he didn’t know how to begin to describe what was walking towards him.

“Armaldo the Plate Pokemon Armaldo’s tough armour makes all attacks bounce off the Pokemon’s two enormous claws can be freely extended or contracted they have the power to punch through a steel slab” Rotom siad.

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Dean was starting to wonder if Jack had moonlighting as a Paleontologist in his spare time.

“Relicanth the Longevity Pokemon its form has remained the same for one hundred million years its body is filled with fat so it can withstand the water pressure of the deep sea” Rotom replied.

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Dean went out to do his daily gardening and found all of his precious trees snapped in half,berries on the ground and a sleeping Cranidos near the trees.

“Cranidos the Heatbutt Pokemon its hard skull is its distinguishing featue it snapped trees by heatbutting them and then it fed on their ripe berries” Rotom told Dean.

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Dean had just finished his model of a skyscraper.

He left to get some orange juice when he came back his skyscraper was destroyed.

“Rampardos the Headbutt Pokemon records exist of a revived fossil that evolved into Rampardos it proceeded to escape and then destroy a skyscraper with a headbutt” Rotom said to Dean.

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Dean’s having a really bad week first it was Cranidos snapping his trees in two then Rampardos knocking down his skyscraper.

Now it’s Shieldon digging holes in the garden “Shieldon the shield Pokemon a mild mannered herbivorous Pokemon it used its face to dig up tree roots to eat the skin on its face wws plenty tough” Rotom told Dean.

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At first Dean thought he was seeing things then he thought it was those natives he angered on the last case.

It turned out to be another Pokemon Jack brought home.

“Bastiodon the Shield Pokemon this Pokemon is from roughly 100 million years ago its terrifyingly tough face is harder than steel” Rotom said.

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Tirtouga  was one of Dean’s favorite Pokemon since it didn’t try to kill him.

He sat with it daily,fed it and cared for it “Tirtouga the Prototurtle Pokemon reputed to be the ancestor of most turtle Pokemon it lived in warm seas approximately a hundred million years ago” Rotom said.

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Tirtouga evolved and while it was still friendly towards Dean he didn’t want to anger it.

“Carracosta the Prototurtle Pokemon Carracosta eats every last bit of the prey it catches even the shells and bones to further strengthen its sturdy shell’ Rotom told Dean.

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Archen is very nosy at dinnertime and can be even louder if you’re late.

“Archen the First Bird Pokemon it is the ancestor of all bird Pokemon Archen itself could not actually fly but moved by hopping from treetop to treetop” Rotom said.

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Dean had angered Archeops by stepping on its tail.

“Archeops the First Bird Pokemon although apparently able to fly they  tended to run along the ground averaging speeds of roughly 25 MPH” Rotom told Deanas he ran for his life.

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Tyrunt can take some getting used to its only been in the bunker for two weeks.

Already its smashed through doors,walls,trees and the fridge.

“Tyrunt the Royal Heir Pokemon this Pokemon was restored from a fossil if something happens that it doesn’t like it throws a tantrum and runs wild” Rotom told Dean who was cleaning up Tyrunt’s latest mess.

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Tyrantrum loved to crush cars in its jaws Dean had to stop it from eating Baby by giving it a replica.

"Tyrantrum the Despot Pokemon the king of the ancient world it can easily crunch a car with the devastating strength of its enormous jaws" Rotom explained.

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Dean was worried when he started seeing the Aurora Borealis nightly.

He thought they had fucked up the world again but it was just Amaura.

“Amaura the Tundra Pokemon it lived in cold areas in ancient times it’s asid when Amaura winnies auroras appear in the night sky” Rotom said.

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Just another cold day in the bunker with Aurorus.

“Aurorus the Tundra Pokemon this usually quiet and kindly Pokemon has a surface temperature of around -240 degrees fahrenheit” Rotom siad.

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"The powerful muscles in its tail generate its electricity. Compared to its lower body, its upper half is entirely too small". Rotom said.

A multicolour Dinosaur rushed at Dean, with its small head and disproportionate body, it looked very weird.

It was friendly but, had a habit of using Bolt Beak on Dean when it got too excited.

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"This Pokemon lived on prehistoric shores and was able to preserve food with the ice on its body. It went extinct because it moved so slowly". Rotom explained.

Dean wondered what happened to these poor dinosaurs and how they were able to live.

It liked to hang around Dean, but the sheer cold that came off its body left him with frostbite.

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“Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokemon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.” Rotom tells Dean.

Dracovish liked to chase Dean, but because it’s top-heavy it fell over a lot.

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“The skin on its face is impervious to attack, but breathing difficulties made this Pokemon go extinct anyway”. Rotom says.

Dean really felt for these Pokemon, Chuck had messed with their lives too.

Although it was not to this extent, this was just way overkill.