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[3:38p]
nadia: hey mom wants u to call her
jason: why
nadia: call and find out?????????????
jason: why
nadia: i will steal ur eyelashes stop being difficult
jason: Why
nadia: is that all you're going to say
jason: no
jason: nsfw
nadia: ..........
jason: nobody survives fighting wario
nadia: that activated my fight or flight response thanks
jason: i aim to please :)
nadia: watch this video pls
jason: oooooooooh thats.... interesting
nadia: human peep
jason: i dont.....like it
nadia: thats the first thing you see after you die, thoughts?
jason: troubling but keeps the fun alive
nadia: nduhjfbjdfd new york times review!
jason: omg have u seen that minion pic about being a top
nadia: have i seen WHAT
nadia: SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
jason: brb let me find it
nadia: my life is flashing before my eyes send it send it send it
jason: HERE I FOUND IT
nadia: how'd they get that pic of me wtf??
jason: ngl the minion is kinda hot
nadia: suddenly i'm an only child wow crazy how that happens
jason: rude
jason: don't kinkshame me
nadia: its 4 ur own good im sorry
jason: so my lovely sister
nadia: ill posion u in 4 midnights in the greenhouse
jason: anything new happening in ur life
jason: whats the hot goss?
nadia: no
jason: meet any cute boys or girls ma'am
nadia: weve been going to school with the same people since we were 12
jason: ok otuside of school
nadia: otuside
jason: im gay i cant spell
nadia: ur right i deeply apologize
jason: apolojizz
nadia: u arent my brother anymore
jason: coward
nadia: yup thats me!
jason: oh well since u asked
nadia: i didn't tho
jason: peter and i r doing great
nadia: pretends to be shocked
jason: rude
nadia: pretends to be shocked again
jason: wanna see smth ugly
nadia: i already saw u earlier
jason: rawr XD
jason: fucka u
nadia: shut up
nadia: ur ugly
jason: no u
nadia: no u
nadia: r ugly
nadia: shut u
nadia: shut up
jason: shut u
nadia: no
jason: Shut U
nadia: No
jason: SHUT U
jason: are u near the dining hall
nadia: mayhaps
jason: can u bring me honeydew
nadia: no
jason: im surrounded by fakes
nadia: there isnt any honeydew left u bitch
jason: KARMA GOT ITS KISS FOR ME
jason: there was some this morning tho !!!!!!!!
nadia: o my bad let me go back in time to get u some fruit
jason: ur so kind i love u
nadia: time travel doesnt exist and if it did i wouldnt use it for that purpose
jason: u will rue saying this to me in ur near future
nadia: mmmm im sure i will
nadia: u want a grape?
jason: one. singular grape.
nadia: yeah
jason: obviously
nadia: cool so i got one grape and some cantaloupe
jason: CANTALOUPE???
nadia: can u read?? thats what i said
jason: HOWD U KNOW I LIKE CANTALOUPE
nadia: im ur sister and best friend i tragically know everything about u
nadia: where are U fool
jason: my room
jason: lmk when u get down here and ill sign u in
nadia: thank u my king
jason: anything 4 the elderly :)
nadia: im blocking you see u in court
jason: c o w a r d