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"Oh. My. Goddd. What am I gonna do now, Seokie?"
"Well, how would I know? I'm not the one who likes his cousin."
"W-well it's not like I wished for it to happen, you asshat! Plus, its step-cousin, we aren't actually related."
"Technicalities. And neither did I wish for you to call me for relationship advice."
"Good point- I mean, shut up. Before I come over and kick your ass."
"Aish- why are we even talking over the phone when we literally live next door to each other?"
"I don't know. Cause why not?"
"Well, just come over. You making my phone bills more expensive the more you whine."
"HEY! I'm not whining, I'm-"
"Fine I'm coming over."
"Wait-"
"*beep beep beep*"
"... asshole just hung up on me."