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It's another beautiful fall day here on New Earth. The afternoon sun shines in through my living room windows, warming up the slightly chilly house. Such a nice day to call up my good (crabby) friend, Karkat Vantas aka my victim of the day.
"Hey, Karkat. I was wondering if you would do me a favor? My earth vehicle is having some issues and I was wondering if you would grab me something from the auto store?"
~xXx~
"YOU BULGE SUCKING, CUNT MUFFIN!!" Karkat screams has he slams open my front door. I fall off the couch with a squeak before laughing my ass off.
"HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF YOUR COCOON IN THE MORNING KNOWING YOU’RE THE WORST THING A UNIVERSE WAS EVER RESPONSIBLE FOR?!"
"Wh-wha-what did the staff say at the store?!" I gasp between laughs. His face redden with fury and embarrassment.
"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BLINKER FLUID!!!"