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6:54 pm
Hey there
Hey yourself!
What’s up
Not much, what’s up with you?
Not a whole lot
Youve got good grammar
Thanks. I’ve always wanted to be an author. At this point, it’s a habit.
Oooh an author! What kind
Writing about paranormal stuff. Ghosts and monsters. They’ve always interested me.
That makes sense seeing as you fight them on a daily basis
Write what you fight, that’s my motto. It even rhymes!
Your a poet
Not what I was expecting to be, but there’s worse things to be.
Like what
A stage magician.
Fighting words
What’s it like? I mean, you must be busy all the time.
Its actually a lot of fun
Like i get to saw Dipshit in half once a week so thats cathartic
I bet. So do you two not get along?
We argue a lot but other than that we do fine
Hes usually mad that i beat him whenever we spar
And whenever we play sports
And whenever we have to talk to people in a way that doesn't involve staring threateningly at them
He gets mad a lot
Yeah, he doesn’t have much in the way of physical talent, huh?
Dont tell him that or he’ll rip your lungs out
Hes still more athletic than most people
I’m just more awesome
What I don't get is how you could create portals and fly and all that cool stuff.
Sorry but I made a rule to not put out until the third date
WHAT?! No, not like that-
Put out information
What did you think I was talking about
...nothin.
So how are you and your cousin
Her name was pacifica right
Yeah. You and her would get along. You’re both energetic, and you're both athletic enough to kick me and Dipper’s collective butts.
Yeah but there is one thing different
Like what?
I am not clearly head over pink sweater in love with Dipshit
Yeah, she's really bad at hiding it.
I mean WOW
I don’t get why she snapped like that tho
Is she against love
Um, well. Paz has had a… rough life. Her last boyfriend broke her heart and her… it’s not my place to explain it. She’s just a little on edge.
That explains a bit
So hear me out
You and me
Seven o clock on Thursday
Ace of Clubs Bar and Grill
Oh
Oh my god
Wow Gideon
All it takes is for a girl to ask you out and your perfect grammar goes out the window huh
I mean yes! I will definitely go out with you!
Cool so its settled
See you then
I have to go, Dipper is yelling for my name
?
Don't worry hell be yelling Pacifica’s name soon enough
I don’t want to have those images of my cousin!
Ha ha sorry
He wants me to help him get his bike out of the forest
Talk to you later
See you soon!
11:36 pm
Oh, I almost forgot.
It is ass o clock at night what could you possibly forget
I just wanted to thank you and Dipper. Without you two, I would be dead.
From rainbow farts.
Don’t mention it
Besides we couldn't let you die from that embarrasing of a way
Night.
night