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one bright and sunny morning kaminari awoke slipping his charger out of his mouth. He twitched with a spark as he ran to his closet, throwing open the door he pulled out his favorite black and yellow jacket, before moving to his dresser pulling out a pair of black skinnys, and a white tee. Kaminari hummed "hump me" as he pulled on his clothes thinking about how sero was supposed to be coming home from his visit to his parents. It had been a long hard week without getting fucked by his ravenette lover. Of course he did still have kirishima and bakugou but it wasnt the same without his ravenette lover to take his ass. Once dressed kaminari ran out his room, down the hall and outside the door, to excited to brush his hair and teeth, also skipping out on eatting to excited to await his tall lover outside. Slamming the front door shut behind him, the blonde bounced on the balls of his feet as he looked up and down the street waiting to see and hear the all to familiar sound of an old taxi cab bringing his sweet Sero home. Some time (more like two minutes) passed and Kaminari was getting bored. The blonde looked around him trying to find something to cure his boredom. He smiled widely seeing a lizard scurry by. The blonde squealed with excitment quickly chasing after the lizard. He ran up and down his driveway trying to get the lizard, letting out a cry of triumph once catching it. He stood up looking at the lizard closely, "I'm going to call you Lizzie!" He said, before looking up to see the taxi cab pulling up to his house "SERO!" He called out running over to his lover. He jumped and hugged him getting a hug back from Sero.
The two wasted no time kissing eachother deeply, the taller one grabbing his smaller lover up walking inside while kissing his blonde lover. They made quick work getting to Sero's personal room, slamming the door open and closed behind them, their lips never breaking. Sero broke the kiss briefly "I missed you" He said before pulling the smaller man back into a kiss, Kaminari returned the words "Missed you too babe" He said moaning into the kiss. Sero smirked into the kiss dropped kaminari to the bed, a loud squish sound sounding. The two paused immediatly pulling away to look at eachother. "Uh...what was that?" Sero asked. Kaminari shrugged looking horny for a few moments before horror crossed his face "What, what is it?" Sero asked terrified "OH NO LIZZIE?!?!" "Lizzie?" Sero asked watching his blonde lover sit up pulling out what was a body of a lizard but is now a squish carcuss, "well more like squizard now.." "Denki. What. Is. That?!?" Sero asked horrifed "It was lizzie, but then I accidently squished her so now she is squizard!" Sero just blinked "How the hell did a lizard get in your butt pocket" "UUuUuhh, well I caught it waiting for you, when I saw you and I thought of you fucking me and I grabbed my ass and it slipped into my ass and i forgot it until now"
"oh my god denki why?!?!" Sero cried out "IM SORRY!!!" Kaminari cried out "Oh,,,uh sero, I may or may not have gotten blood on your favorite white pillow" "YOU WHAT!?!" "well its not my blood more like squizards" "STOP CALLING IT THAT AND THAT DOESNT CHANGE ANYTHING!!!!"