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terminallyCapricious has opened MEMO MoThErFuCkInG rOwDy MiRaClEs MoThErFuCkErS
TC: WhAt'S uP aLl My MiRaCuLoUs InVeRtEbRoS aNd SiStErS?
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CG: I'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF PURPOSE BY PULLING THIS SHIT, GAMZEE.
TC: HaHa YeAh, GoT sOmE rEaL mIrAcLeS tO sHaRe ArOuNd
TC: I'm FiNnA wAiT uNtIl EvErY mOtHeRfUcKeR gEtS tHeIr ApPeArAnCe On ThOuGh.
TC: SuP y'AlL
AC: :33 < the mighty huntress pads in to investigate the invitation to a nosesniffing purrty by the sea goat!
AC: :33 < she takes up a pose on a rock and curls up! she says: hello efurrypawdy!
CA: i cant believve im actually gonna reply to this and acknowwledge its existence
TC: Aw YeAh, FiSh BrO
AT: hI, uH , gAMZEE
AT: }:)
AT: aND EVERYONE ELSE,
TC: MoThErFuCkInG aWeSoMe To SeE yOu, TaVbRo.
TC: :o)
AC: :33 < the svelte purrbeast jumps up from her rock so she can twine around AT's legs. she bumps her furehead against him in gr33tings!
AT: hAHA YEAH UM, sINCE THIS IS FICTIONAL AND i CAN PRETEND TO NOT BE ALLERGIC
AT: i GENTLY PAT THE PURRBEAST,,,
AC: :33 < meow yes, all according to purrlan! the mighty huntress jumps up into AT's lap and starts kneading away. :33
CA: disgustin
AC: :33 < you're just jealous :33
CA: of fuckin wwhat
TC: Aw C'mOn, ThIs MeAnT tO bE a GoOd FeElInGs MeMo
TC: :o(
CG: EVERYBODY JUST FUCKING COOL IT, OK? WE'RE NOT EVEN ALL HERE YET AND WE'RE DESCENDING INTO THE USUAL RELENTLESS WIGGLERISH BICKERING.
CG: I SHUDDER TO THINK HOW MUCH WORSE IT'S GOING TO GET.
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AG: Heeeeeeeey losers.
AG: ::::)
CG: FUCKING FANTASTIC.
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT'S JUST OCCURRED TO ME AS A GREAT IDEA? IF WE ALL JUST SIT ON OUR FUCKING TYPING FRONDS UNTIL EVERYONE ELSE SHOWS UP TO GAMZEE'S SHIT SHOW.
CG: IN SILENCE.
AC: :33 < the furocious purrbeast licks her paw thoughtfully and suggests that that would be pawfully boring
AG: Geez Karkat! Anyone would think you had a pro8lem with me or something.
AG: Or are your pants just pulled up really high today? :::;)
CG: THE STATUS OF MY PANTS IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, VRISKA.
TC: MiNe MaYbE.
AC: :33 < :33c
AC: :33 < h33h33!
CA: wwoww.
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CG: FINALLY, MAYBE SOMEONE WITH SOME SENSE.
GC: 1 W4NT TO TH1NK YOUR3 R3F3RR1NG TO TH3 4RR1V4L OF TH3 ST3RN P4LM OF TH3 L4W MR CH3RRY SUCK3R
CG: OH MY GOD. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
GA: Hello Everyone
GA: Well
GA: Not Quite Everyone Yet
AC: :33 < the furocious huntress' whiskers twitch with excitement as she scents something wild! something...dangerous!
AC: :33 < with a bounding leap, she catapults purrself towards the majestic dragon who has just entered the room, accompanied by a mysterious and elegant stranger.
AC: :33 < hi purrezi! hi kanyaha!
CG: I'M GOING TO START BLEEDING FROM THE EYES ANY MINUTE NOW.
CA: good i think im gonna fuckin join you kar
AG: Wow, i can see none of you are really here to have any fun!!!!!!!!
AG: Nepeta might 8e a little simplistic at times, 8ut at least she can enjoy herself.
AC: :33 < uh. thank mew, vriskers. i think...
AC: :33 < ://
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TC: HeLl YeAh, SoMe MoRe MoThErFuCkErS gEtTiNg ThEiR aRrIvAl On.
TC: HoNk.
TC: :o)
CC: )(i Clamsea! )(i everyone else! 38)
TA: what ii2 thii2 even about, that ii had two drag my2elf away from whatever the fuck ii wa2 doiing.
TA: becau2e beliieve me, ii'm 2ure iit wa2 more iimportant.
CC: s)(oos)(, you! it's not like Clamsea ASKS for MUC)( from anybody any of t)(e tide!
CG: NEPETA I CAN SEE YOU TYPING, FUCKING STOP. SHOOSH CAN JUST BE A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
AC: :33 < the apex purredator of romantic beasts thinks that the cranky crab is just trying to spoil her fun!
GC: WHY 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO SPO1L H3R FUN K4RKL3S?
GC: 1 TH1NK 1V3 D3T3CT3D 4N 1LL3G4L1TY ON TH3 F13LD OF PL4Y!
CG: STOP MIXING YOUR FUCKING METAPHORS, PYROPE.
AG: If she wants to mix her metaphors, she can, Vantas!!!!!!!!
GA: If Everyone Could Just Calm Down For A Moment
AG: Theeeeeeeere she goes, fussing again! she really can't help herself.
GA: Excuse Me
AG: You're excused! ::::)
AT: i UH, i THINK THAT KANAYA IS RIGHT AND PEOPLE SHOULD MAYBE JUST TAKE A BREATH AND PAUSE FOR A MOMENT,,,
AG: You fucking would, Toreadum8ass!
TC: WhOa ThE fUcK nOw, SpIdErSiStEr
TC: YOU BACK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
TC: ok?
TC: :o)
AT: iT'S FINE, gAMZEE, rEALLY,
TC: If YoU mOtHeRfUcKiNg SaY sO, bRo.
CG: ARE THERE ENOUGH OF US HERE YET THAT YOU CAN SPILL THE FARTNIBBLETS, MAKARA?
CG: OR ARE WE STUCK WAITING FOR THE CREEPILY ENTHUSIASTIC RUSTBLOOD AND THE CREEPILY EVERYTHING BLUEBLOOD?
AC: :33 < hey! that's my meowrail you're talking about.
AC: :33 < at least the second one mew are talking about is
AC: :33 < i'm the only one who gets to call him cr33py!
CG: I THINK BASED ON THE FACT THAT HE IS FUCKING CREEPY, EVERYONE GETS TO CALL HIM CREEPY.
CG: EVERYBODY IN AGREEMENT SAY AYE.
AG: Aye!!!!!!!!
CA: aye
GC: TH3 COURT F1NDS H1M GU1LTY OF 3XTR3M3 CR33P1N3SS 4ND 4LSO 3XC3SS1V3 SW34T
GC: SORRY N3P3T4 >:/
AC: :33 < :((
TA: aye, he'2 a fuckiing creep.
AT: aYE, i GUESS… BUT HE HAS BEEN VERY HELPFUL TO UH, mORE THAN ONE OF US,
AT: wITH HIS SKILLS,,,
AT: wHICH CERTAIN OF US, uH, sHOULD REMEMBER,
AG: Was that aimed at me???????? I think that was aimed at me!
AG: ::::0
GA: You Know Exactly Who It Was Aimed At And It Is A Fair Criticism
GA: But Coming Back To The Point At Hand
GA: On This Matter Regarding Equius I Vote Aye As Well
AC: :33 < ohhh...
AC: :33 < um, furfuri?
CC: sorry, Nepeta! 38(
CC: I t)(ink I agree wit)( Karcrab's assessment.
AC: :33 < mew know he's not even here! meowbe he wouldn't be cr33py this time!
AC: :33 < we've b33n jamming a lot!!!
AC: :33 < gamz33, what do mew think?
TC: Aw, KiTtYsIs JuSt ChIlL, oK?
TC: I gOt SoMeThInG sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaCuLoUs, It'S gOnNa BlOw A lOt Of ThInKpAnS aLl ThE wAy ArOuNd On ThE sUbJeCt Of OuR bLuEbRo
TC: :o)
CG: WOW, BECAUSE THAT IS NOT IN ANY WAY, EXTREMELY FUCKING OMINOUS.
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CG: AND NEITHER IS THAT, OF COURSE.
TA: you're late two the party, aa.
AA: i arrive exactly when i mean t0 s0llux
AA: im just in time f0r gamzees ann0uncement
AA: 0u0
TC: A sPiRaLhOrNeD sIsTeR iS a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe ThAt WaYs.
AC: :33 < we're um. we're not waiting fur equius?
AC: :33 < :///
TC: NaH, iT's CoOl, NePsIs, JuSt ChIlL, mOsT cLaWsOmE oF sIsTeRs.
AG: 8oy, just live a little, Nepeta!
CA: i havve things to do if you aint gonna get a movve on gam
TA: liike what, exactly, eriidan? jerkiing off over your collectiion of 2hiitty overpriiced 2carve2?
AG: Ha!
CA: eat me captor
TA: you wii2h.
CG: DO I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO MATERIALISE INSTANTLY IN YOUR RESPECTIVE BLOCKS SO I CAN SLAP SOME SENSE INTO BOTH OF YOU?
CG: BECAUSE SO HELP ME, SHITTY CLOWN GODS, I WILL FUCKING DO SO IF IT MEANS THAT MAYBE YOU'LL BEHAVE FOR TWO MINUTES.
TA: kiinky, kk.
TC: ThE mIrThFuL mEsSiAhS aRe MoRe LiKeLy To Do ThEiR oWn MoThErFuCkInG pEdAgOgY oN tHe SkUlLs Of ThE sTuBbOrN aS iT iS, kArBrO
TC: YoU cAn LeAvE iT tO tHeM aNd MaKe No MoThErFuCkInG cOnCeRn MoRe In YoUr PuShEr AbOuT iT
CG: YES. FINE. GOOD.
TA: ehehe
GC: 4S D1SR3PUT4BL3 4S H3 1S MR L4V3ND3R P4ST1LL3 H4S SOM3TH1NG OF 4 PO1NT
CA: i do
CA: i mean a course i do
AA: g00d things c0me t0 th0se wh0 wait
AT: i'M SURE GAMZEE IS GOING TO TELL US IN A MOMENT,,,
AT: hE'S GOTTEN CLOSE AT LEAST, uH ONCE
AT: bEFORE HE GOT INTERRUPTED,,,
AC: :33 < yeah, by efurryone making fun of my meowrail! DD:<
AG: Geeeeeeeez, Nepeta. You'd think from the way you acted that if he knew we were saying this shit, it'd hurt his feelings.
AG: I mean. He has to *know* he's creepy, riiiiiiiight, every8ody?
AC: :33 < the furocious huntress puffs up, ready to take a swipe in defence of the noble stallion!
CG: GAMZEE, CAN WE MOVE THE FUCK ON? BEFORE A FUCKING BLOODBATH ENSUES.
TA: ii'm puttiing money on ac, iif people want two place theiir bet2.
CG: FUCKING SHUT IT, CAPTOR.
TC: SuRe, BrO. eVeRyBoDy'S hErE wHo NeEdS tO bE hErE.
TC: ;o)
TC: So A kItTySiS kNoWs AbOuT sOmE oF tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg StEePeD lEaF jUiCe I'm AbOuT tO sPiLl
AC: :33 < ooh!
AC: :33 < yes she does!!!
TC: BuT iMmA sHoW yOu A vIdEo FiRsT
TC: GoNnA bLoW yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThInKpAnS aLl ThE wAy To ThE sEcOnD mOoN
AG: Highly dou8tful, 8ut continue!
TC: :o)
terminallyCapricious has shared a movie on the memo!
AC: :33 < when did you take a video of equius' respiteblock, gamz33?
TC: MaN, iT wAsN't ExAcTlY oN pUrPoSe
TC: I jUsT kInDa SeEm To CoLlEcT aLl KiNdS oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg ViDeOs AnD pIcTuReS aNd ShIt
TC: Or JuSt WaLk In On ThInGs. It'S aLl JuSt A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE hOw ThInGs HaPpEn, YoU kNoW.
CG: IT'S BECAUSE YOU LACK ALL COMMON DECENCY, YOU FAYGO GUZZLING FUCK, GAMZEE.
TC: ThAt'S pRoBaBlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg TrUe, HaHa.
AA: 0u0
TA: fuck
CA: wwoww
AC: :33 < gamz33! :OO
AG: Holy sh8t!
CG: YOU LACK EVEN UNCOMMON DECENCY, GAMZEE, I TAKE IT BACK.
GA: Oh This Is Very Unexpected
AT: oK, tHAT'S UH, wHAT KANAYA SAID,
CC: i mean w)(en people talk about rippling mussels, i never t)(oug)(t i'd R-E-ELLY sea some in action! 38D
GC: C4N SOM3ON3 D3SCR1B3 WH4T 1S GO1NG ON 3X4CTLY TO TH3 BL1ND G1RL
GC: MOSTLY 1M P1CK1NG UP LOTS OF BLU3 W1TH OV3RTON3S OF SW34T
TA: tc took a viideo of ct gettiing out of the 2hower apparently
AC: :33 < how do you take a video like this not on purrpose!!!
TA: al2o liike we all knew he wa2 2trong becau2e he make2 a huge fuckiing deal about iit
TA: but he ii2 liike riidiiculou2ly fuckiing riipped
CC: Wow!
CC: T)(at is a R-E-ELLY SMALL TOW-EL, )(a)(a)(a!
GA: It Seems To Be Improperly Secured At That
AG: Oh yeah, taking it off!
AT: tHAT'S UM, wOW,
CA: look at his fuckin ass
CA: thats carvved like some kind a proper fuckin sculpture
AC: :33 < this is my meowrail you're ogling!
GA: From A Specifically Aesthetic Point Of View However Nepeta
GA: You Must Admit That He Has A Nice Body To Look At
AC: :33 < i mean
AC: :33 < i guess
TC: HeLl MoThErFuCkInG yEaH hE dOeS
TC: LoOk, We'Re GeTtInG tO tHe GoOd PaRt NoW
TC: :o)
AT: wHAT IS HE DOING,,,
AA: 0u0
GC: TH3 D3F1N1T1ON OF MR BLU3B3RRY H4S GOTT3N 4 LOT MOR3 S4L4C1OUS W1THOUT TH4T SM34R OF V4N1LL4 1C1NG
GC: V3RY 1NTR1GU1NG!
CA: i dont evven havve one of those
CG: YES, LET'S JUST TOP OFF THIS VOYEURISTIC EXCURSION BY DISCUSSING YOUR SEX TOYS WHILE WE ALL CONTINUE TO BE TRANSFIXED BY THE SIGHT OF ZAHHAK'S GLUTES LIKE HOPBEASTS IN FRONT OF A HYPNOTIC DANGER NOODLE
CC: Is t)(at going to go w)(ere I t)(ink it is going? 38O
TA: let'2 be faiir, who knew tho2e baggy 2hort2 were hiidiing an a22 liike that?
TA: oh, here we go, he'2 gettiing comfortable on hii2 platform
CA: do you think he can actually fit that in his nook
AA: equius is capable 0f many things
TC: A mIrAcUlOuS sTrOnG mOtHeRfUcKeR cAn Be FiTtInG aLl KiNdS oF tHiNgS iNtO tHaT bItChTiTtY bOdY
TC: :o)
AC: :33 < i shouldn't be watching this
GA: I Mean None Of Us Should Be Watching This If We Are To Be Perfectly Honest With Ourselves
GA: But Here We Are
AG: Look, if he didn't want to 8e watched, may8e he should 8e checking for hidden cameras!!!!!!!!
GC: TH3 COURT W1LL 4DM1T TH3 1LL3G4L1TY OF TH1S MOV13 BUT W1LL 4LLOW 1T TO CONT1NU3 ON TH3 B4S1S OF 1T B31NG FUCK1NG HOT
AT: oH, tHAT'S,,,
AT: wOW,,,
CA: holy fuckin ship
CC: Wow! You weren't squidding about t)(e good stuff coming up, Clamsea!
TA: ok, that'2 iimpre22iive, ii'm iimpre22ed
AG: Uuuuuuuuugh, is there no way to increase the volume on this?
AC: :33 < oh g33z
AC: :33 < that's...wow, this is like a real purrn
TA: 2ay fuck ac
AC: :33 < i can say it if i wanted to!
AG: Prove it!!!!!!!! :::;)
AC: :33 < meowke me!
CA: feelin a little hot under the collar is no reason to go poachin at peoples quads leijon
AG: Ugh, we're on a 8REAK!
CA: wwell you knoww its still rude as fuck
AC: :33 < as though it's like that, mew know i'm not into pitch romances!
CA: kar youre the romance expert back me up here
CG: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN IN THIS FIGHT, AMPORA.
CA: damn it kar
TA: ehehe
CA: i hope you choke on your owwn misshapen fangs wwhen youre eatin some hideous lowwblooded approximation of nutritionally invvalid snack foods captor
AG: Fight! Fight! Fight! ::::D
TA: hone2tly ii'd rather get back two watchiing ct paiil hiim2elf
TC: It'S sOmE kInDa MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcUlOuS, rIgHt?
TC: I tOlD y'AlL bRoThErS aNd SiStErS i'D gEt YoU sEeInG hIm In A nEw LiGhT
GA: Yes That Is Certainly One Way To Put It
CG: IS THERE A POINT TO THIS, GAMZEE, OR WE'RE ALL JUST AWESTRUCK BY THE SPECTACLE OF ZAHHAK FURIOUSLY FONDLING HIS SHAMEGLOBES FOR NO ACTUAL REASON?
CA: are you really complainin about it kar
CA: i mean thats almost professional levvels of fondlin
AC: :33 < still my meowrail, excuse mew!
AG: you're still watching though, huh, Leijon. ::::)
AG: Like what you see????????
AC: :33 < a furocious huntress licks her paw and refuses to dignify that with an answer
GC: TH3 COURTS SHOULD D3M4ND 4N 4NSW3R POUNC3LLOR
GC: SM3LLS L1K3 OBFUSC4T1ON!
TC: YoU gOtTa LeT a MoThErFuCkEr OpEn ThEmSeLvEs RiGhT uP tO tHeSe MiRaClEs, TeRsIs
TA: the way ct'2 nook ii2 openiing up for that 2hame2tiick ehehe
CC: Pffff!
TC: SoMeThInG lIkE tHaT, sUrE.
TC: :o)
TC: So AlL tHiS iS aLl MoThErFuCkInG pArT aNd PaRcEl Of A rIgHtEoUs NiNjA's AnNoUnCeMeNt
AT: sO THERE IS UH, mORE TO THIS THAN JUST A REALLY, wOW, eXTENDED PAIL FANTASY BY EQUIUS,,,
TC: YeAh, BrO. mE aNd A nOtEd BlUeBlOoDeD mOtHeRfUcKeR bE uP tO fIlLiNg In A sPaDe TyPe SqUaRe
TC: HoNk
TC: :o)
CG: WHO SAID THAT YOU COULD DO THAT?
AA: c0ngratulati0ns gamzee
AA: i h0pe y0u hate each 0ther f0r a very l0ng time
AT: yEAH, i UM, hOPE YOU'RE VERY UNHAPPY TOGETHER,,,
AT: }:)
AC: :33 < :33
AC: :33 < isn't it great!!!
AG: Look, Leijon. We're all ecstatic for your sweaty creep of a moirail, really!
CA: somethin like that anywway
AG: 8ut what the fuck did we just watch that for, if all that clown fuck was gonna do was announce a filled quadrant!!!!!!!!
GA: While I Wouldnt Put It As Bluntly As Vriska
GA: I Admit To Similar Musings
TC: WeLl YoU kNoW, aN aNnOuNcEmEnT iS nOt AlL a MiRtHfUl BrOtHeR hAd In MiNd
CC: Oo)(!
CC: My fins are getting S)(IV-ERY wit)( -EXCIT-EM-ENT!
TC: HeLl YeAh, ThEy MoThErFuCkInG oUgHtA bE, mY fInNy SiStEr
TC: BeCaUsE i WaNt To AsK y'AlL fOr A fAvOuR oN bEhAlF oF mY nEwLy OfFiCiAl HaTeBrO
TC: :o)
CG: HOW IS THIS CONNECTED TO THAT FUCKING VIDEO, MAKARA?
AC: :33 < i mean! i don't think equius is going to be furry happy that efurryone has s33n. um. this
AG: I'd lose the stutter, Leijon, or people are going to take you just as seriously as they take Tavros!
AG: 8y which I mean, not at fucking all. ::::)
AT: wOW, vRISKA, uSUALLY YOU'RE UH, a LITTLE MORE SUBTLE ABOUT THINGS,,,
CA: you remember just wwhich troll youre talkin about nitram
AG: May8e if I cared a8out the opinion of either of you I'd 8e offended!!!!!!!!
CG: NO, STOP THIS SHIT FUCKING IMMEDIATELY. WE'RE NOT GETTING PULLED OFF TRACK BY TALKING ABOUT VRISKA.
AG: Come on, we all loooooooove talking a8out me.
TA: the fuck we do.
TA: let'2 talk about how apparently ct can fiill a paiil by hiim2elf iin2tead.
CC: It's certainly a lot! 38O
GC: TH3 COURT 4GR33S W1TH MR CH3RRY R3D SUCK3R 4ND MR 4PPL3B3RRY BL4ST
GC: TH3 PROS3CUT3R D3M4NDS 4 R3C3SS ON TH3 VR1SCOURS3 4ND 4 R3TURN TO D1SCUSS1NG TH1S F4VOUR MR GR4P3 J3LLY 1S 4SK1NG FROM TH1S COLL3CT1ON OF H1S P33RS
GC: >:]
AA: its g0ing t0 be a g00d 0ne
AA: 0u0
TC: FiSt FuCkInG bUmP, mY kNoWiNg RuStBlOoDeD sIsTeR
TC: It'S rEaL mOtHeRfUcKiNg SiMpLe. I wAnNa GiVe A bLuEbLoOd MoThErFuCkEr SoMeThInG hE'lL nEvEr FoRgEt
AC: :33 < the pawsome huntress has a sudden furboding
TC: Aw, ChIlL oUt, KiTtYbItCh
TC: He'S gOnNa LoVe It OnCe He StOpS hAvInG a MoThErFuCkInG pUsHeR aTtAcK
TC: :o)
GA: I Am Almost Afraid To Ask Gamzee
GA: But What Exactly Do You Have In Mind
TC: JuSt A rIoToUs MoThErFuCkInG gAnGbAnG
TC: :o)
AA: 0u0
AG: ::::O
GC: H3H3H3
GC: >:D
CA: are you fuckin serious
CG: I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN. I'M. OH MY FUCKING GOD GAMZEE WHAT CORNER OF YOUR DISEASED BRAIN SPAT THIS TERRIBLE IDEA OUT?
TC: DoN't GeT aLl YoUr FrEt On, KaRbRo
TC: He'S gOnNa FuCkInG lOvE iT
AT: aRE YOU UHH, sURE ABOUT THAT,,,
TA: you were riight, ac. thii2 ii2 a fuckiing porn
AC: :33 < DD:
AC: :33 < DD:<<
AC: :33 < gamz33!
AC: :33 < oh boy equius is gonna be so mad
AC: :33 < he's gonna be so furricking mad gamz33
AC: :33 < i should claw your eyes out!!!
TA: place your bet2
TA: look2 liike we are gettiing a death match toniight after all
AC: :33 < fuck you pawllux!
TC: NaH, nEpSiS.
TC: :o)
TC: He BeEn PrEtTy MuCh Up AnD bEgGiNg FoR tHiS gOoD mOtHeRfUcKiNg UsE sInCe We AlL gOt OlD eNoUgH tO kNoW wHaT tHaT sHiT bEtWeEn OuR wAlKiNg StRuTs WaS mOtHeRfUcKiNg FoR
TC: TRUST ME
TC: this is exactly what a squeezed up motherfucker needs to let loose
AC: :33 < hissssss!!!
AA: trust me nepeta
AA: 0u0
AA: this is g0ing t0 have a better 0utc0me than y0u think
AC: :33 < :((
GC: TH3 WORDS OF MR GR4P3 J3LLY T4ST3 L1K3 TH3 TRUTH POUNC3LLOR
GA: Is This Really Something We Should Even Be Considering
CG: WHO'S CONSIDERING IT?
CG: BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING SHOULD BE.
CA: wwell
CA: that wwas some fuckin vvideo kar
CC: -Equius is a lot more flexible t)(an I would )(ave t)(oug)(t
CC: 38)
CG: SEADWELLERS ARE DEPRAVED.
TA: kk iif you 2ay that viideo diidn't giive you at lea2t half a wiiggly
TA: ii'm calliing you out for beiing a fuckiing liiar
CG: I'LL SAY TO YOU WHAT I SAID TO VRISKA
CG: THE STATE OF MY PANTS IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
AG: Soooooooo........
AG: You do have a wiggly????????
GC: 4NSW3R TH3 QU3ST1ON OF TH3 4CCOMP4NY1NG COUNS3L K4RK4T!
GC: 4R3 YOU OR 4R3 YOU NOT 4ROUS3D BY TH1S S4L4C1OUS V1D3O MR GR4P3 J3LLY H4S SHOWN US?
GC: >:]
TA: ehehe
TA: you totally do. amaziing.
TA: you're ju2t a2 much a degenerate a2 the re2t of u2
AC: :33 < hey!!!
AT: uM, wELL,,,dOES IT REALLY COUNT IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS,,,aTTRACTIVE BEFORE,
AC: :33 < tavros!!! :OO
AC: :33 < no, i refuse to get distracted!
TC: PuRrChIcA
TC: He PrEtTy MuCh BeGgEd Me To MaKe HiM oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg UsE
AC: :33 < he is useful in lots of ways!!!
AC: :33 < ask tavros and vriskers just how useful!
AC: :33 < or aradia! he helps all the fucking time and efurryone just meowkes fun of him!
AC: :33 < i didn't think mew would too :((
TC: AwW kItTyBiTcH
TC: I oNlY hAvE tHe MoSt HeLlMiRtHfUl Of FaTeS iN mInD fOr My BlAcKeSt AnD mOsT hAtEd
CG: THAT IS PROBABLY LESS FUCKING REASSURING THAN YOU THINK, MAKARA.
AC: :33 < you purromise?
TC: CROSS MY FUCKING PUSHER AND HOPE TO DIE AN UNKINDLY DEATH
TC: only looking to grind him down so he pushes back up
TC: :o)
AG: Wow, this is suuuuuuuuper sweet and all!!!!!!!!
AG: 8ut let's get 8ack to the point of this conversation, which seemed to 8e a8solutely WRECKING Zahhak.
AG: ::::)
AC: :33 < you n33d to k33p your paws off my meowrail!!!
AG: Uh, I'm pretty sure the point is that I'm N8T going to keep my hands off your 'meowrail'!
AG: 8oy, Leijon, what are you, six?
AG: Puns are so juvenile!
CC: ----EXCUS-E YOU!!!
CC: Puns are perc)(fectly accetabubble at ALL tides!
CC: 38)
CG: I AM SURROUNDED BY HORNY MORONS WHO ONLY THINK ABOUT HOW QUICKLY THEY CAN SHOVE THEIR FRONDS DOWN THE FRONT OF THEIR PANTS.
CG: LOOK.
CG: EQUIUS ISN'T EVEN HERE TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TC: BrO, yOu'Re GoNnA rUiN mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg SuRpRiSe.
TC: :o(
CG: CONSENT IS IMPORTANT, GAMZEE, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
AA: w0uld y0u trust an affirmati0n if it came fr0m me karkat
CG: UH.
TA: wow, aa. what the fuck have you been doiing when you're gettiing a tune up?
AA: equius is a very c0mplicated s0rt 0f tr0ll s0llux
AA: and its 0nly g0ing t0 be y0ur business what ive d0ne - if anything - with equius if everyb0dy agrees t0 d0 this
AA: i rec0mmend they d0
AA: 0u0
AG: I'm in!!!!!!!!
AG: I've wanted to see him drop that stoic ACT since I figured out what an asshole was living across the canyon from me.
CA: count me in on the guest list
CC: Same!!! 38)
CC: I t)(ink t)(is is going to be a lot of FUN!!!!
GC: 1 TH1NK MR BLU3B3RRY P13 COULD ST4ND TO G3T 4 SW1FT H4RD DOS3 OF TH3 L4W!
GC: 1M 1N
CG: I AM UTTERLY UNFUCKING SURPRISED. SOMEONE ELSE HERE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME SEMBLANCE OF SOCIAL DECENCY.
CG: KANAYA? TAVROS?
CG: EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING HESITATE TO SAY IT - SOLLUX?
TA: are you 2eriiou2ly goiing two pa22 up a chance two tap that a22?
TA: kk, ii'm fuckiing dii2appoiint.
CG: UGH.
AT: uUUUH,,,wELL,,,
CG: TAVROS. FUCKING HONESTLY?
AT: i MEAN, wELL, oK, i'M NOT GOING TO CALL IT A CRUSH, bUT IF YOU THINK I HADN'T NOTICED THAT EQUIUS IS ATTRACTIVE IN THAT REALLY HIGHBLOODED AND MUSCULAR WAY YOU WOULD BE UH, wRONG,
AT: sO I'M UH, i'M SAYING YES, eVEN IF IT GETS REALLY AWKWARD,,,yOU KNOW,,,lATER, wHEN HE'S FIXING MY PROSTHETIC LIMBS AGAIN,
TC: ThErE's No NeEd To FeEl GuIlTy Or AnY kInD oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg AwKwArD, tAvBrO
TC: EqBrO iS mOtHeRfUcKiNg HoT aS fUcK
TC: ;o)
CG: I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE BASICALLY WHORING OUT YOUR KISMESIS.
TC: BrOtHeR wHeN yOu Up AnD bE sAyInG iT lIkE tHaT, yOu MaKe It SoUnD aLl KiNdS oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg TaWdRy AnD sHiT.
TC: AiN't NoThInG wRoNg In GiViNg A mOtHeRfUcKeR wHaT hE rEaLlY wAnTs
AC: :33 < mew better be really really right, meowster makara! or i'm going to gut you!!!
TC: KiTtYbItCh YoU mAkInG iT sOuNd LiKe YoU'rE oN bOaRd WiTh ThIs MoThErFuCkInG fEsTiVaL oF sAlAcIoUs DeLiGhTs.
AC: :33 < don't mew get me wrong, gamz33!
AC: :33 < i'm only coming to make sure equius is ok! nothing else!
GA: Your Concern For Your Moirail Is As Delightful As Always Nepeta
GA: I Am Sure That With Your Presence At This Event
GA: The Safety Of Equius Both Emotional And Physical Will Be Assured
AC: :33 < oh um
AC: :33 < thank mew
CG: KANAYA. KANAYA, PLEASE. DON'T FUCKING TELL ME YOU ARE CONSIDERING THIS.
GA: Cough
GA: Well
AG: hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
AG: Eat SH8T, Vantas!
AG: So are you going to 8e the only person not to know what Zahhak's nook feels like, or are you in?
AG: ::::)
CG: FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU RIGHT IN YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED BRAINS AND COMPLETE ABSENCE OF A MORAL IMPERATIVE.
CG: I HOPE YOU ALL SLIP IN A PUDDLE OF FUCKING MULTICOLOURED SLURRY AT THIS ABSOLUTELY INSANE EVENT! AND I AM GOING TO LAUGH AT THE RIDICULOUS FUCKING WAY YOU'VE SELF-CULLED YOURSELVES, AND ENSURE THAT THE FOOTAGE IS POSTED TO GRUBTUBE AS A POIGNANT LESSON FOR ALL PERVERTED WIGGLERS OUT THERE.
TA: 2oo...
TA: that mean2 you're comiing?
CG: IF I COME, THEN THAT MEANS THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO TROLLS THERE WHOSE MINDS ARE NOT CONCENTRATED ON THEIR GENITALS.
CG: SO VERY FUCKING RELUCTANTLY - AND I CAN NOT EMPHASIZE JUST HOW RELUCTANTLY ENOUGH WITH AN ENTIRE LIFETIME TO CHRONICLE MY FUCKING DISPLEASURE - YES
CG: I'M GOING TO COME, BUT I'M NOT FUCKING PARTICIPATING.
CC: T)(is is going to be a super fun party! 38D
CG: FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE FUCKING AURAL CLOT, I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF YOU.
GC: 1 H4T3 TO T3LL YOU M1ST3R CH3RRY R3D SUCK3R BUT 1F YOUR3 TRY1NG TO DO YOUR FUCK1NG 1N 4N 4UR4L CLOT
GC: YOUV3 CHOS3N TH3 WRONG OR1F1C3!
GC: >:]
TA: don't 2hame 2omeone for theiir kiink2, tz, ehehehehe
CG: I HATE ALL OF YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH AND SO VERY FUCKING PLATONICALLY.
TC: It'S gOnNa Be A gOoD mOtHeRfUcKiNg TiMe, BrO, jUsT wAiT aNd SeE.
TC: If AlL yOu WaNnA dO iS gEt YoUr WaTcH oN, tHaT's AlL wElL aNd MoThErFuCkInG gOoD
TC: My SpAdEmAtE cAn GeT oFf JuSt AbOuT aS hArD oFf ThAt As AnYtHiNg MoThErFuCkInG eLsE, mY bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg InVeRtEbRo
TC: ;o)
CA: wwoww hes just that fuckin kinky huh
AG: If you didn't see that coming, what else are you missing, Ampora? Gee, I wonder!
CA: if youre tryin to angle your wway back into my bad books serket you can keep on wwigglin
AG: Oh please!!!!!!!!
AT: sO UH, gAMZEE, wHAT SORT OF TIME AND PLACE DID YOU HAVE IN MIND,,,
AT: i'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND, fOR THIS WHOLE EVENT,,,
TC: SuRe MoThErFuCkInG dO, bRo. GoT a WhOlE mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThInG pLaNnEd OuT fOr ThIs BlUe BiTcH's WrIgGlInG dAy
TC: :o)
AC: :33 < mew know i might have had plans fur his wriggling day too!!!
TC: I fIgUrEd YoU cAn GeT hIs ClEaN aNd ChIlL oN aFtEr, PuRrChIcA.
TC: It'Ll MeAn MoRe CoMiNg FrOm HiS pAlEsT dIaMoNd
AC: :33 < i. well, yeah!!! ok. but i get next sw33p.
TC: ThAt SoUnDs FaIr. We'Ll MoThErFuCkInG gRaSp AnD sHaKe A fRoNd On It.
CG: THIS WOULD BE ROMANTIC IF IT WASN'T SO FUCKING REVOLTING.
CC: Boo, Crabsnacks!
CC: Stop being suc)( a grumpy gills for once! I'm s)(ore everyfin will be just FIN-E!
CC: 38)
CG: HA, I SAY BITTERLY.
GA: You Dont Know That It Will Be A Disaster Karkat
GA: Everything Will Be Fine
CG: YES! GOOD! FINE! GREAT! EVERYONE WILL JUST PARTICIPATE IN THIS MASS ORGY AND WE'LL ALL COME TOGETHER THROUGH THE POWER OF BULLSHIT CLOWNGODS AND BE CLOSER AND MORE INSANELY CODEPENDENT AS A WHOLE FUCKING PEER GROUP
TA: excu2e you, kk
TA: iit'2 a gangbang, not an orgy. get your trope riight
GC: 1MPROP3R CL4SS1F1C4T1ON OF P41L1NG V1DS 1S 4 CR1M3 K4RKL3S!
AT: wAIT, iS IT REALLY,
GC: OH Y3S OF COURS3! 3V3RYTH1NG MUST B3 PROP3RLY L4B3L3D FOR TH3 S4K3 OF TH3 3MP1R3
GC: >:]
CA: noww i wwant to say youre bullshittin but i just cant tell
GC: WOULD 1 3V3R 3NG4G3 1N SUCH N3F4R1OUS 4ND 1LL3G4L SH3N4N1G4NS R1GHT TO YOUR F4C3 LORD ORPH4N3R?
CA: uh
CA: no i can see that youre obvviously a troll wwith some sort a taste and distinction
AG: Oh my fuck, she is T8TALLY 8ULLSHITTING YOU, I can't 8elieve you're falling for this!!!!!!!!
GC: H3H3H3 >;]
GC: TH4TS S34L3D BY ORD3R OF TH3 COURT, PROS3CUTOR!
AG: This is why we're not a thing, Eridan. You're just totally gulli8le sometimes!
CA: wwere not a thing right noww because you wwanted to explore yourself as a person
TA: oh, ii2 *that* what 2he told you? geez, 2erket. that'2 pretty har2h, even for you.
AG: You'll stay out of it if you know what's good for you!!!!!!!!
CG: BLUH BLUH BLUH, VRISKA'S A HUGE BITCH TO EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE, HAVE OR COULD HAVE BEEN IN HER QUADRANTS AND NO ONE IS SURPRISED. LET'S MOVE THE FUCK ON.
CC: Yea)(! I want to talk about )(ow we're going to pail -Equius S)(-ELLY!
CA: look fef that one wwas a reach evven for you
CC: Poo)(! If you know w)(at I M-EANT, t)(en it's working just as it's meant to!
CC: 38)
TC: I dO hAvE aLl KiNdS oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg PlAnS, mY bRoThErS aNd SiStErS
TC: JuSt KeEp ThE sEcOnD wOeSdAy Of NeXt CyClE fReE, aIgHt?
TC: GoT aLl KiNdS oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg ShEnAnIgAnS lUrKiNg, GoNnA gEt AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeLlMiRtHfUl In ThIs BiTcH.
TC: ;o)
AT: wELL, i GUESS IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT THE WAY YOU WANT THINGS TO WORK IN MOTION, gAMZEE,
AT: aND CONGRATULATIONS, uH, aGAIN,
AA: well see y0u then, gamzee enj0y y0ur new quadrant
TA: what, that'2 iit? we're done?
CG: YES WE'RE FUCKING DONE, YOU DEGENERATE. GO BACK TO MALICIOUSLY FONDLING YOUR OVERWORKED GAMEGRUBS.
AC: :33 < actually i think quadranted at furst glance is about to come on!!!
CG: WAIT, REALLY?
AC: :33 < yeah it's like 7 o clock karkat!!!!
CG: SHIT. OK, THIS DISCUSSION IS FUCKING ADJOURNED, FOR THE SAKE OF INFERIOR VIDEOSTREAM PROGRAMMING.
AC: :33 < it's romantic ok!
CG: THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING ROMANTIC ABOUT IT. ESPECIALLY NOT NOW THAT TEALBLOOD IS FLIRTING HER WAY THROUGH EVERY MIDBLOOD ON THE SHOW WHILE IGNORING HER CERULEANBLOODED 'MATESPRIT'. IT'S ALL GOING TO END IN BLOOD AND FUCKING TEARS, YOU WAIT AND SEE.
AC: :33 < i think she's going to change her ways!!!
CG: AS IF. I'M GOING TO INVITE YOU TO A LIVESTREAM WITH ME RIGHT NOW TO WATCH THIS EPISODE AND YOU'LL SEE JUST HOW WRONG YOU ARE, AS YOU USUALLY ARE ABOUT EVERYTHING ROMANTIC.
AC: :33 < the mighty huntress rolls both her eyes furry hard beclaws the crab's sense of romance is just as dead and stinking as always!!
AC: :33 < evening efurrypawdy! s33 you all at the ummmm...wriggling day purrty, i guess!
CC: Yes, dolp)(inately! Bye, Nepeta! Bye Karcrab!
CG: I HATE EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN TONIGHT, AND I'M HOPING TO HEAR OF THE MASS DEMISE OF EVERYONE IN THIS MEMO BEFORE THE END OF THE WEEK.
TC: LoVe YoU tOo, BrO.
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GAMZEE.
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AT: sO UH, i GUESS WE'RE,,,rEALLY DOING THIS,,,
TC: MoThErFuCkEr We'Re MaKiNg It HaPpEn.
TC: :o)
TC: OnCe I gEt ThE dEtAiLs Of ThIs LeWd RuMpUs To SeTtLe AnD a SwEaTy MoThErFuCkEr In ThE rIgHt PlAcE, i'Ll HiT y'AlL wItH tHe DeEtS.
AG: Don't wait too long, I might get a 8etter offer!!!!!!!!
GC: TH4T SM3LLS L1K3 1T H4S 4 C3RT41N 4MOUNT OF L13 TO 1T PROS3CUTOR
GC: BUT 1 4GR33 DONT W41T TOO LONG ON S3ND1NG OUT TH3 SUMMONS MR GR4P3 J3LLY!
CA: hey aradia let me knoww wwhen you and tavv are hittin the flarp field next ok
CA: it aint as fun wwith the losers that are playin currently
AA: i guess team charge c0uld make a reappearance
AA: what d0 y0u think tavr0s
TA: ii thiink iit'2 a fuckiing terriible iidea, aa.
AT: i MEAN,,,wELL, i KINDA MISS FLARPING,,,
AT: oK, mAYBE, iF WE DO IT WITH THE F PART, i THINK IF WE DID MORE OF A MATCH JUST FOR FUN, tHEN FOR POINTS AND REAL LIFE CONSEQUENCES, tHEN IT COULD BE ENJOYABLE FOR EVERYBODY,
AG: Theeeeeeeere you go, taking all the fun out of everything again!!!!!!!!
AT: yOU'RE UM, i DON'T THINK YOU'RE INVITED, vRISKA,
AT: aRADIA, dO YOU WANT TO SET UP A SEPARATE MEMO SO WE CAN DISCUSS THIS WITH eRIDAN AND NOT BOTHER EVERYONE ELSE,
AA: sure can! s0llux be a dear and set that up f0r us
AA: 0u0
TA: fuckiing amaziing.
TA: but 2ure.
AG: I don't want to 8e included in your stupid 8A8Y game with no fatality anyway!!!!!!!!
AG: So I don't care.
AG: I've got 8etter things to do!!!!!!!! And I'm going to go and do them 8efore your loserly loser ways ru8 off on me! SO L8ER!
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GA: Oh Dear
CC: W)(ale, I guess t)(at sorts t)(at out!!! 38/
CC: I'm going to swim on too, it's time for me to c)(eck on t)(e cuttlefis)(. I )(ope you guys )(ave fun wit)( your...LARPing, I guess?
AT: i THINK THAT WITHOUT THE FATALITY PART, iT SHOULD JUST BE A FUN AND EXCITING GAME TO PLAY WITH YOUR HATEFRIENDS,
AT: aND LESS CHANCE OF ANYTHING LIKE WHAT HAS UH, hAPPENED IN THE PAST,,,hAPPENING AGAIN, tO ANY OF THE TROLLS INVOLVED,
TA: aa, ii 2ent you the liink for the memo
AA: thank y0u s0llux
AA: terezi d0 y0u want t0 j0in us
GC: NOT TH1S T1M3 M1SS R3D HOT! 1M GO1NG TO CH3CK ON TH3 D1SPOS1T1ON OF TH3 GU1LTY 4ND W41T TO H34R FURTH3R ON TH3 D3L1GHTFUL PROC33D1NGS W3V3 B33N 1NV1T3D TO 1N TH1S M3MO!
GC: >:]
TC: No MoThErFuCkInG cOnCeRn Do YoU nEeD tO hAvE, lAwSiStEr, YoU'lL bE gEtTiNg YoUr InViTaTiOn In ThE fUlLnEsS oF tImE.
GC: 4ND TH4TS 4LL 1 N33D TO KNOW!
GC: S33 YOU L4T3R! 3XC3PT 1 WONT B3 S331NG 4NYON3 OF COURS3 B3C4US3 1M BL1ND
GC: >;]
CC: You're so funny, Terezi! Good evening, everybaydy! T)(e cuttlefis)( really need to be fed and I can't put it off any longer!
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CA: the cuttlefish dont need shit from her you knoww
CA: she just does it because it givves her somefin to do
AA: everyb0dy needs s0mething t0 d0
AA: im sure the cuttlefish appreciate it a little bit at least
GA: I Think I Am Going To Take Myself Off As Well
GA: There Is A Pile Of Fabric That I Bought The Other Night That Would Look Very Nice Made Into A Proper Dress
CA: send me some photos kan
CA: youre the only one around here wwho actually has any sense a fashion
GA: If I Am Happy With It Then I Might
GA: It Is A New Pattern And I Am Not Sure How It Will Turn Out
CA: thats fair
CA: alright lets go talk roleplay and shit
AA: why d0nt y0u j0in us s0llux
AA: y0u did set up the mem0 s0 y0ure 0n it
AT: yOU NEVER KNOW, yOU MIGHT FIND IT FUN,,,
AT: aND NO f AND NO vRISKA THIS TIME,,,
TA: ii'll keep my eye on iit but ii'm not promii2iing anythiing.
AA: 0u0
AA: thats the spirit
AA: i think thats everyb0dy, s0 g00d day gamzee
AA: thank y0u f0r setting this up
TC: De NaDa, My HaRdHeAdEd SiStEr. AiN't LiKe I'm GoNnA jUsT bE sItTiNg On ThE sIdElInEs FoNdLiNg My HoRnS, yOu KnOw.
TC: ;o)
TC: NoW hOw ThE fUcK dO i ClOsE dOwN tHiS mIrAcUlOuS mOtHeRfUcKiNg MeMo?
TA: je2u2 fuck me. go two fiile iin the top left of the memo 2creen, 2croll down two optiion ' clo2e memo'. fuckiing cliick iit. LEFT cliick.
TC: ThAnKs BeEbRo.
TC: DaY tO eVeRy MoThErFuCkEr, HaVe A gOoD oNe.
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