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2019-05-12
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Jurassic Park Erotic Fan Fiction: Jurassic Porn?

Summary:

Just Dick and Vagina Jokes Up the Wing Wong

Legit posting this idiocy to make my friends laugh

Crazy apologies if you got a ping that I posted something and were hoping it was a finally a new chapter of Last Action Hero. I promise to get off my shit and wrap that up before the end of the series. Honestly, I really have to, or there's no point.

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Isla Nublar - 1993

A containment unit is lined up with a paddock. Workers scurry around trying to secure it to a gate. Just as teh conatinment unit is lowered into place it gets knocked off the lift by whatever is inside of it rattling about! a worker slips off the top and is pulled inside by monstrous claws! People scream: “Kill it! Kill it!”

But, alas, it is too late.

Just as the workers are able to tase the raptor, the worker is fucked to death.

By the raptor.

His butt was everywhere.

Which is weird.

Because the raptor was a girl.

Also, his dick was ripped off.

Life finds a way.

To get busy.