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"Dammit Carl I'm going to kill you" Debbie screams at she chases a laughing Carl from her room. The younger boy doesn't seemed fazed at her threats as he dodges her attacks all the while laughing.
Ian sighs asking himself what in the hell he was thinking when he agreed to this, Liam for the most part has been a little angel but those other two; Ugh!
Fiona asks him a few days ago if he could watch the kids while she picks up an extra shift at work. At first he has no problem agreeing but after being in the house with them no more than 30 minutes he was singing a different tune. Every two minutes they were screaming at each other about something, he's starting to think it's some sick game that they get off on.
"Liam, what are we going to do with those two?"he ask the toddler sitting next to him on the couch, Liam looks up to face him before saying "Zoo" which sends him into a fit of giggles.
Ian laughs before poking him in the tummy "Good idea, they do belong in the Zoo; don't they?" the younger boy nods while smiling at his big brother.
Soon he hears the sound of both Debbie & Carl storming down the stairs. They both come to a stop in front of the TV staring at Ian for a moment before Debbie goes off into another tirade.
"Ian, this asswhipe was making slingshots out of my bras ; I've told him to stay out of my room and he just won't listen. I refuse to stay in this house under these conditions" Debs looks like she could murder Carl at any given moment.
Carl on the other hand snorts beside her "It's not like you need them anyway, put some alcohol on those mosquito bites and they'll be gone by tomorrow"
Debbie let's out her best war cry before diving at Carl taking him to the ground in a headlock.
Getting off of the couch Ian pulls the raging girl off of her smug looking brother, who's pleased with himself for getting a rise out of her.
Lately Carl has been aggravating Debbie just to get her to interact with him, the two of them used to be really close but since Debbie's getting older and more into dating and hanging out with her friends Carl's been feeling left out. It's hard for him to go from spending most of his time with her to hardly seeing her and it doesn't help with Ian being mostly at the Milkovich house and Lip off at school, he has to be feeling lonely.
"Carl, you can't do that and you know that; stay out of her room unless she invites you in, don't touch her stuff" Ian tries to reason with his brother but the look on Carl face almost breaks his heart the kid looks torn.
"Yeah, okay Whatever" he shrugs Ian off of him before storming off to the backyard.
Throwing his hands in the air he turns to tell Debbie to lay off a bit only to see her stomping away up the stairs.
Taking a few calming breathes Ian joins Liam back on the couch whose sitting there as if nothing has happened.
Ian grabs his phone off the table to see if Mickey has text him back yet.
He had sent the older boy an SOS about an hour ago asking to be rescued from the children of the corn. He tosses the phone back on the table seeing he hasn't received anything back yet. This is going to be a long fucking day he thinks.
10 minutes later the back door bangs open
"Yo Firecrotch, what the fuck does Corn have to do with Children?" he asks holding his phone up in question.
Ian laughs because his boyfriend can be really fucking cute when he wants to. Mickey walks over to the couch and gives Ian a quick peck on the lips before sitting down on the other side of the kid.
Ian smiles over at him before answering his question "It's a movie Mick, Evil kids who meet in a corn field before and after killing all the adults in a town"
Mickey's eyebrows shoot up too his hairline "What kind of shit do you be watching?" he asks truly wondering what the hell goes on in Ian's mind have the time. Ian snorts because really who hasn't seen that movie, it's a classic.
"Mouse" Liam exclaims before climbing into Mickey's lap and throwing his little arms around his neck.
Liam had taken to calling the south side thug Mouse ever since he found out his name was Mickey, he'd instantly attached himself to him not letting the older boy out of his sight. If Mickey was around no one else mattered which amused the rest of the family but left a bad taste in the Milkovich boy's mouth.
"Dammit kid, you've got to find something better to do; I've got one Gallagher, I don't need another" Mickey retorts trying to shove the 3 year old off of him by mushing him in the face, only making the toddler laugh.
"Mick leave him or else you'll make him cry, lord knows the other two are doing enough of it already" Ian whines, the stress of the morning clearly showing on his face.
Mickey frowns to himself before giving up on pushing the kid away and instead scoots closer towards Ian. He reaches an arm out to pull him in to a hug and kisses the top of his head. Ian hum in appreciation, sometimes all he needs to be at peace is to be wrapped up in the arms of the man he loves.
Mickey shakes Ian a little to get his attention "I may have a solution to your problem" he says drawing Ian's interest, he's ready to try just about anything.
He raises a questioning eyebrow "And what would that be?" he asks
Shifting Liam on his lap to face the tv he responds "I got this connection who owes me, so instead of breaking his face I asked him to do a little favor for me. Turns out he knows some key people down at Six Flags and he scored us a some Season Passes, that's why I didn't respond to your message right away I was setting this shit up" he finishes with a smirk seeing the light bounce back into Ian's eyes.
Ian jumps to his feet scaring Liam a bit, but he locks eyes with Mickey instead too excited to care
"Mick, don't shit me right now seriously" Mickey laughs because Ian probably doesn't even notice it but he's bouncing on the balls of his feet like a little bitch.
"Nah man, I aint shitting you I got like 6 of them bitches" he states proudly
"All we have to do is go down to the park and let them scan our fingerprints and BAM free admission to both parks" he sits Liam on the couch before jumping to his feet and handing said passes over to the bouncing boy in front of him.
Ian snatches them from him, examining them over making sure they're the real deal. "Oh shit they're fucking legit too, but how are we going to get there that's like an hour and half drive?"
Mickey smirks "Come on Gallagher don't you know me better than that, I picked up a ride already it's all set up I just need the go ahead from you"
Ian shrieks, yes he fucking shrieked before launching himself at Mickey kissing him long and deep. He is so getting a blow job later for this one. He pulls back staring into his eyes for a second before mouthing "Thank you". Mickey winks in return.
"Call the other brats down, when need to hit the road in the next hour if we want to get there at a good time" Mickey instructs Ian.
Ian can't wait to call them down, this is exactly what they needed. Maybe this trip will help to mend the relationship between them, Liam needs it too he's rarely been out much since the OD; the only places he seem to go are to the Milkovich house and Lip's dorm. The fresh air and excitement might do his body some good.
"Carl, Debbie" Ian screams waiting on them to emerge from where ever the hell they are. soon enough though he hears them heading his way, Once they reach him he can't help but to smile at them.
"Dude, what's with the creepy pedo smile?" Carl asks put off by the weird vibe Ian's giving off, even Debbie looks uncomfortable. Mickey snorts the redhead is such a dork.
"So what do you guys have planned this summer" Ian asks not fully ready to tell them, eager to see how this plays out Mickey flops back onto the couch as if he didn't just deliver the news to end all news. Liam takes this opportunity to get back into Mickey's lap grabbing a fistful of the boy's shirt determined to not let go so easily this time.
Debbie begins to think to herself, what will she do this summer most of her friends already have things to do. Maybe she'll do the day care thing again, at least then she'll be making money for the house. Carl on the other hand is thinking about all the shit him and Little Hank plan to get into, since Debbie has other stuff to do he's decided to renew his old friendship with the troubled boy. Just last week he told Carl he had the best spot to see into the ladies room down at the shopping center, who turns down titties; well besides Ian and Mickey they prefer dicks.
"I've got nothing, I was thinking of doing the day care again" Debbie responds first "Do we need money or something, I can try to start earlier than I usually do" she questioned ready to step in and do her part as a Gallagher.
"Yeah I was just going to run with Little Hank but if I got to make some money he can wait" Carl agrees sharing a brief look with Debbie.
Ian's heart clenches in his chest, he'll never understand why such ungrateful selfish children seem to have the world handed to them when you have his younger siblings who are willing to give up there summer just to make sure the house has what it needs. They've never asked for anything, sure they're a lot to handle at times but you couldn't find better kids if you paid for them. Ian decides right in that moment that he's going to do whatever needs to be done to ensure that they have a great time today.
"Nah, everything is okay with the house but I do have something to tell the both of you; I just hope we'll be able to leave in time" Ian sighs trying to keep from smiling too hard. On the couch Mickey shakes his head at the trio, looking down at Liam he waves his hand in Ian's direction as if asking the kid "Can you believe this shit?" Liam only smiles and reaches up to grab Mickey's nose.
Debbie looks ready to cry already fearing the worse, she's wondering if maybe Frank's on his way or if Monica is back. Carl is thinking somebody's coming for Mickey, it has to be that . The younger boy is already running plans in his mind on how to get Mickey out undetected and somewhere safe, maybe Ian will let him use his nunchucks since it's his boyfriend in danger and all.
Clearly seeing the distress on both of their faces he drops the act, finally letting his true excitement show.
"Guy's relax it's nothing bad I promise" he laughs at the pair who still don't look to convinced. Carl keeps looking at Mickey who keeps glaring at the boy wondering what in the hell he's looking at.
"Thanks to Mickey we'll be going to Six Flags today, so you both need to get changed into something cleaner and pack a bag with your swimming things in them" he practically sings still not over his own excitement. As soon as the words leave his mouth both of their eyes bulge out of their head.
And then the screaming begins "Really" "How" "Thanks Mickey" "Oh my God, I can't wait" They both exclaim, Debbie runs and throws herself onto the couch next to Mickey giving him a hug and Carl follows in behind her both wrapping their arms around him.
Mickey grunts clearly not happy with the position he's in, having all of the Gallagher kids on him "Okay you little shits, yeah yeah your welcome; now hurry the fuck up we have to get a move on or else I'm leaving you" That's enough to get them moving, both heading for the stairs talking about what they're going to ride and what to put on.
Ian walks around the couch towards the Kitchen and Mickey follows with Liam on his hip.
"I'm going to head up and get me and Liam's things together real quick and change, do you need swim trunks? Ian asks before he goes up the stairs himself.
"Nah, I grabbed my shit on the way here, but you can take him with you" he gestures to Liam "So that I can get his seat in the car and shit" Ian nods before grabbing the younger boy from him. Mickey moves to head towards the door only to be stopped by Ian who grabs him by the arm and pulls him in for a soft kiss on the lips. They pull away resting against each others forehead, "I love you" Ian whispers to Mickey; "I love you too" he responds before placing another kiss on the boy's lips. Separating from each other they both head off to do their tasks.
Damn that pipe laying ginger Mickey thinks to himself as he makes his way to grab the car seat. I can't believe I done let some dick make me soft like this.
Whose he kidding Ian Gallagher is the best thing to happen to him. Besides Loving who he love don't make him no bitch!